iPad. The Ad.

The iPad is more ovulationary than I thought.

It’s been relentless and remorseless.

This little gem was buried in my drafts folder for a while, and it really shouldn’t be. Found in the menu of local pancake joint PHOP:

Oven Baked Pancakes

This traditional dish eaten by German farmers is also known as a Dutch Baby. Piping hot, fluffy pancakes with crusty brown edges and rich buttery taste, the Dutch Baby batter is especially whipped up on order and requires a slightly longer waiting time.

Understandable, considering the average male takes about 2 minutes to “whip up” the first batch of baby batter, and exponentially longer on each subsequent batch. Just don’t be the 10th person to order the dish – unless you like waiting 2 hours for your droplet-sized pancakes.

I didn’t order any! And I’m not paying for it.

You’re blighting my cup of tea.

The original song by Electric Six:

It blew my… mind.

They’ll be so excited. Mmmm mmmm excited.

Call it a hunch, but if there’s any abuse going on in this family, it’s probably from him.

I’m supposed to be able to take 26 of these runts in a fight. If they’re all stacked like this, I’m fucked.