Archive for October, 2005

It’s approaching crisis levels, and our dignity as an ethnic group is at stake. I am talking about this disturbing trend of us Chinese Asians giving ourselves English names that sound like bowel movements, names like Solon So, Affrick Fung and Oxide Pang, that are slowly, but surely, eating away at the very fabric that [...]

Not if you’re with her.

I love Blogs. Unfortunately, not many people are able to share my passion, because most of whom I talk to think a ‘blog’ is that huge, floating lump that stubbornly remains after you flush your morning sit-down. So for the benefit of those who can’t tell a blog from a wrestling match free-for-all, I don’t [...]

These two should try chicken.

If you had to do this.
Very.

Recently I read this news item about a botched attempt by nine men to loot a house filled to the upper crevices with hoarded cigarettes, owned by a profiteering wholesaler who, from what I can tell, has been attending business seminars run by squirrels.

Waja = 1, MR2 = 0
The article had me asking some soul-searching, [...]

I knew it. It’s all his fault.

Men are no longer mentally undressing you.