October 29, 2005
Posted by Kurt
It’s approaching crisis levels, and our dignity as an ethnic group is at stake. I am talking about this disturbing trend of us Chinese Asians giving ourselves English names that sound like bowel movements, names like Solon So, Affrick Fung and Oxide Pang, that are slowly, but surely, eating away at the very fabric that [...]
October 27, 2005
Posted by Kurt
Not if you’re with her.
October 26, 2005
Posted by Kurt
I love Blogs. Unfortunately, not many people are able to share my passion, because most of whom I talk to think a ‘blog’ is that huge, floating lump that stubbornly remains after you flush your morning sit-down. So for the benefit of those who can’t tell a blog from a wrestling match free-for-all, I don’t [...]
October 25, 2005
Posted by Kurt
These two should try chicken.
October 24, 2005
Posted by Kurt
If you had to do this. Very.
Posted by Kurt
Recently I read this news item about a botched attempt by nine men to loot a house filled to the upper crevices with hoarded cigarettes, owned by a profiteering wholesaler who, from what I can tell, has been attending business seminars run by squirrels. Waja = 1, MR2 = 0 The article had me asking [...]
October 23, 2005
Posted by Kurt
I knew it. It’s all his fault.
October 19, 2005
Posted by Kurt
Men are no longer mentally undressing you.
