Archive for October, 2005

By George!

It’s approaching crisis levels, and our dignity as an ethnic group is at stake. I am talking about this disturbing trend of us Chinese Asians giving ourselves English names that sound like bowel movements, names like Solon So, Affrick Fung and Oxide Pang, that are slowly, but surely, eating away at the very fabric that [...]

Posted by Kurt on October 29th, 2005

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Easy Come, Easy Go

Not if you’re with her.

Posted by Kurt on October 27th, 2005

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Blogs – The Best Thing Since Jerry Springer

I love Blogs. Unfortunately, not many people are able to share my passion, because most of whom I talk to think a ‘blog’ is that huge, floating lump that stubbornly remains after you flush your morning sit-down. So for the benefit of those who can’t tell a blog from a wrestling match free-for-all, I don’t [...]

Posted by Kurt on October 26th, 2005

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Having a Cow

These two should try chicken.

Posted by Kurt on October 25th, 2005

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You’d Be Worried Too

If you had to do this.
Very.

Posted by Kurt on October 24th, 2005

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Robbin’ the Hood

Recently I read this news item about a botched attempt by nine men to loot a house filled to the upper crevices with hoarded cigarettes, owned by a profiteering wholesaler who, from what I can tell, has been attending business seminars run by squirrels.

Waja = 1, MR2 = 0
The article had me asking some soul-searching, [...]

Posted by Kurt on October 24th, 2005

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Please Remember to Flush on the Way Out

I knew it. It’s all his fault.

Posted by Kurt on October 23rd, 2005

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Women, Take Note

Men are no longer mentally undressing you.

Posted by Kurt on October 19th, 2005

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