Archive for November, 2005

Forget the whole Hot Coffee and GTA hullabaloo — the real source of moral decay among youths today is not drugs, video games or even Barney the Purple Dinosaur. No, I am talking about a threat much bigger, much more sinister, one that threatens to crumble the very moral foundations of our society. I am [...]

The reason why there have been no updates for the last couple of days is the same reason why our national economy recently has been coming to a grinding halt: Weddings.
I’ll be right back.

So are you coming?

Today we are going to talk about fitness, and how you can get yourself a God Bod with little or no effort, by not even trying. Instead, you should book an appointment with Dr Woffles Wu, a plastic surgeon in Singapore who is renowned worldwide for his ridiculous sounding name and Psychoerotic Paintings. But if [...]

German propaganda at its worst.

2.30pm: Feeling so pumped now you can call me Reebok! About to escort my girlfriend to a training session organized by the talent agency. 3.00-4.30. ALL GIRL CLASS. HOT GIRLS PARADING EVERYWHERE. Of course, the reason I’m there is to offer my girlfriend moral support.
3.00pm: We’re here! Think I’m going to pass out from all [...]

What do monks and walls have in common? That is correct — they are spelled with 5 letters each. But you may not know that they are also ingredients for soup. According to an article in today’s edition of theStar, London-based Malaysian Chef Alex Chow has created an award-winning soup, called “Monk Jumps Over the [...]

You get these hurlers:

Not when you just blew chunks on their faces they aren’t.

It’s called RAPE.
I recommend that the people responsible be dragged out and shot on principle, for using godawful clichés.