November 28, 2005
Posted by Kurt
Forget the whole Hot Coffee and GTA hullabaloo — the real source of moral decay among youths today is not drugs, video games or even Barney the Purple Dinosaur. No, I am talking about a threat much bigger, much more sinister, one that threatens to crumble the very moral foundations of our society. I am [...]
November 27, 2005
Posted by Kurt
The reason why there have been no updates for the last couple of days is the same reason why our national economy recently has been coming to a grinding halt: Weddings. I’ll be right back.
November 25, 2005
Posted by Kurt
So are you coming?
November 23, 2005
Posted by Kurt
Today we are going to talk about fitness, and how you can get yourself a God Bod with little or no effort, by not even trying. Instead, you should book an appointment with Dr Woffles Wu, a plastic surgeon in Singapore who is renowned worldwide for his ridiculous sounding name and Psychoerotic Paintings. But if [...]
November 21, 2005
Posted by Kurt
2.30pm: Feeling so pumped now you can call me Reebok! About to escort my girlfriend to a training session organized by the talent agency. 3.00-4.30. ALL GIRL CLASS. HOT GIRLS PARADING EVERYWHERE. Of course, the reason I’m there is to offer my girlfriend moral support. 3.00pm: We’re here! Think I’m going to pass out from [...]
November 18, 2005
Posted by Kurt
What do monks and walls have in common? That is correct — they are spelled with 5 letters each. But you may not know that they are also ingredients for soup. According to an article in today’s edition of theStar, London-based Malaysian Chef Alex Chow has created an award-winning soup, called “Monk Jumps Over the [...]
November 17, 2005
Posted by Kurt
You get these hurlers: Not when you just blew chunks on their faces they aren’t. It’s called RAPE. I recommend that the people responsible be dragged out and shot on principle, for using godawful clichés.
