Archive for November, 2005

I have been getting this for ages, and I think it’s time to set the record straight — Yes, I look younger than my age. So much, in fact, that whenever I enter a hospital, nurses will see me traversing the hallway, and with shocked faces, immediately carry me back into the maternity ward, where [...]

That Singapore’s economy will take a nose-dive this week because everyone there is busy obsessing over a new type of plastic.

Once, when I was little, my parents asked if I knew what I wanted to be when I grew up. It is a question every responsible parent asks their child at at some point, after consuming too much beer. Usually, they expect to hear answers like “Doctor”, “Lawyer” or “Fig Pollinator”. But not me. When [...]

The truth about Guy Sebastian’s hair revealed: It was his father’s fault.

And you, you’re just lucky to be here, aren’t you?

ABOUT THIS BOOK Is your life in ruins? Has your wife dumped you for someone with more personality and better looks, like your brother Phil? Are you poorer than that man on the street whose family was killed by ninjas and is needing money for kung-fu lessons? Anthony Jablowski wants to tell you that there [...]

Sanity prevails in Hollywood. Well, at least until they discover this.

AAIIYEEEEEARGHH! That was for Jackie, who, in her professional stalker opinion, thinks I should be afraid. Ha ha! I am writing this under my blanket in bed. Yesterday, I went to work — an activity only people in Asian countries engage in, because our governments won’t give us free money or a “dole” as they [...]