December 30, 2005
Posted by Kurt
The time has come again for humanity to usher in the New Year with great excitement and fanfare by staring at a clock. Not just any clock, but a clock sponsored by generous tobacco companies, who spend millions of dollars organizing free Countdown parties at swank city locations out of sheer generosity, expecting nothing return, [...]
December 28, 2005
Posted by Kurt
Lose weight INSTANTLY by emptying your purse of its contents! Call NOW! Gravity doesn’t understand me, but Crony does. Thank you Crony!
Posted by Kurt
Forget the Terminators. All your future are belong to Masked Rider.
December 26, 2005
Posted by Kurt
The children sang like ANGELS! I’m so proud of them: Oh, and the Christmas loot: Extremely creative gift ideas For me, the best part of every Christmas is not the presents, but the lovely dinner conversations and lively banter with family, relatives and friends; it reminds you of just how really blessed you are compared [...]
December 23, 2005
Posted by Kurt
Christmas has always been a challenge for me, because unlike everyone else, by which I mean my younger sister Julia who tells me every year in no uncertain terms exactly what she wants for Christmas 6 months before the actual event, I don’t know what I want for Christmas. Or more specifically, I don’t know [...]
December 21, 2005
Posted by Kurt
We are debating political-correctness, when we should really be worrying about whether or not we’ll be getting another shirt for Christmas.
December 20, 2005
Posted by Kurt
‘Tis the season for giving and good cheer and tacky festive wallpaper in two colors and three sizes each: 1280 x 1024 | 1024 x 768 | 800 x 600 1280 x 1024 | 1024 x 768 | 800 x 600 I hope you’ll enjoy it as much as I did making it. Blessed Christmas [...]
December 19, 2005
Posted by Kurt
1. Home internet connection down until the router gets fixed or replaced, and 2. This guy: Readers, meet Matt. Matt, meet readers. Matt is down from Chicago on a recon mission to complete his Masters in Asian History, and my family have decided to host him for 9 days while he’s here. As you can [...]
