Archive for January, 2006

Now we know why.

I was going to write about the Chinese New Year, but then I realised I have nothing interesting to write about, save for that one time ten years ago where I almost blew up my cousin’s neighbor’s house. I’m quite sure there is more to the occasion than just maiming friends and relatives with cheap [...]

At least you don’t have to go penis fencing.

READ YOUR BIBLE!

The answer to one of life’s biggest questions.

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Your mother-in-law is making life a living hell, but remember that patience is a virtue. Wait until she returns from her mah-jongg session later in the evening, THEN run her over with the car.
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The old saying, “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step” will ring true for you while on holiday [...]

Bachelor men, this Ancient Secret Technique will change your life FOREVER.

And everyone’s extremely excited.
In-depth analysis and multiple perspectives on this topic here.