Archive for February, 2006

Everyone here is white. It’s like being in a western country minus the terrorist-attack risk. My colleagues swear they’re not white, and cite their dark skin color as evidence. I cite Michael Jackson.
I don’t usually drink, but beer here is SO CHEAP, I had one for breakfast, one for lunch, one for dinner. And one for supper. [...]

I’ve just landed in Langkawi for the annual Ironman Triathlon. Typing this in the Media Room in the hotel. It’s my first visit to the island, although I’ve been to Perhentian once. I seem to be AM the only Asian here.
Updates will be sporadic for next 6 days, but I’ll post a full entry with [...]

Japanese Government Traffic Safety Official: Whoops! Wrong “P”.

Fire flower firepower. Try saying it quickly 5 times.
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Har. Har. Yes, I get IT. Now try fire flower firepower, smartass.

So Kenny signs up for the KL International Marathon, and later worries that it may actually be a bad idea because he has never participated in a marathon race before. Well, I say bollocks. It’s a GREAT idea. Not for him, because he will probably shrivel up and die a horrible death on the 35th [...]

Communication is the key to any healthy relationship, but many of us find ourselves verbally challenged when trying to express our true feelings for that special someone. When that happens, try sending them a card instead. It is less stressful and you will have the added benefit of being far, far away when they recieve [...]

WARNING: This post contains language describing intimate actions and intimate body parts, and is unsuitable– ah what the hell, you’re going to read it anyway.

Many, many years ago, in the early 19th century Rome, there lived a shy lonely priest named Valentine, who had the social skills of a brick. He was small in stature, [...]

We’re all a little bit prejudiced. How do I know that? Because you probably thought the guy on the left was gay. Hell, I did.