Archive for March, 2006

The Mystery of the Orient

Eww.

Posted by Kurt on March 23rd, 2006

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Headline of the Day

Check All Birds.

Posted by Kurt on March 22nd, 2006

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This Monkey Likes Pussy

Awww.

Posted by Kurt on March 22nd, 2006

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Tom Cruise is Impossible

His mission, as he chose to accept it, was to stop this from being aired on television. Maybe someone should explain this whole “internet” thing to him.

Posted by Kurt on March 21st, 2006

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Twin Testicles of Fury

The Midnight Teabagger: Finally, Kenny has met his match.

Posted by Kurt on March 20th, 2006

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Leadership By Example

It’s always reassuring to see our elected leaders demonstrating exemplary primate behavior.

Posted by Kurt on March 20th, 2006

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Drowning Not Torture

They should try Celine Dion.

Posted by Kurt on March 18th, 2006

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Damn Terrorists!

Now they’re after your seats. SOON: In yet another move to to curb rising costs and increase revenue, Malaysia Airline Systems Bhd announced today that effective immediately, all flights will operate without pilots. “Ya, confirm! Kalau kamu belajar, apa tu, fizik, bukan juruterbang, yang menjadikan pesawat itu terbang, tapi enjin” says a spokesman, “Jadi juruterbang [...]

Posted by Kurt on March 17th, 2006

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