Archive for March, 2006
Headline of the Day
Check All Birds.
This Monkey Likes Pussy
Awww.
Tom Cruise is Impossible
His mission, as he chose to accept it, was to stop this from being aired on television. Maybe someone should explain this whole “internet” thing to him.
Twin Testicles of Fury
The Midnight Teabagger: Finally, Kenny has met his match.
Leadership By Example
It’s always reassuring to see our elected leaders demonstrating exemplary primate behavior.
Drowning Not Torture
They should try Celine Dion.
Damn Terrorists!
Now they’re after your seats. SOON: In yet another move to to curb rising costs and increase revenue, Malaysia Airline Systems Bhd announced today that effective immediately, all flights will operate without pilots. “Ya, confirm! Kalau kamu belajar, apa tu, fizik, bukan juruterbang, yang menjadikan pesawat itu terbang, tapi enjin” says a spokesman, “Jadi juruterbang [...]