May 30, 2006
Posted by Kurt
Why Leave Things to Chance
When you can make your own “Image of a Bearded Person Who Probably Maybe Somewhat Looks Like Jesus” Toast? Ebay here I come.
These are the posts from May 2006
May 29, 2006
Posted by Kurt
Kazakhstan’s Finest Crotch
Boys and girls, presenting Borat In Cannes. Shield your eyes.
May 26, 2006
Posted by Kurt
I Had a Point, But I Can’t Remember What
I’ve been feeling a bit like Steven Seagal lately. Of course, I lack the height and kung-fu and receding hairline, but that doesn’t stop me from lunging forward in life with the joy and facial expression of gravel. As you can probably tell, I’m totally enjoying it. But lately I’m starting to get concerned, because [...]
May 23, 2006
Posted by Kurt
Pretty Freaky
Someone in Vogue Italy is definitely on weed — the carpet choice is appalling.
May 22, 2006
Posted by Kurt
Attention Married Men
This is your worst nightmare.
Posted by Kurt
“It’s Not Working”
Uh oh.
May 20, 2006
Posted by Kurt
Don’t Laugh
This brings back memories of those days taking Add Maths papers. At least the lady got a credit for her troubles.
May 19, 2006
Posted by Kurt
The Da Vinci Codeine
Having just got out of the cinema, I’m glad to report here that the year’s most highy anticipated movie, The Da Vinci Code, is an excellent film, and I highly recommend it to everyone who has sleeping disorders, because at RM12 a ticket, it is WAY cheaper than sleeping pills. Better yet, get the DVD, [...]
