Archive for May, 2006

Why Leave Things to Chance

When you can make your own “Image of a Bearded Person Who Probably Maybe Somewhat Looks Like Jesus” Toast?
Ebay here I come.

Posted by Kurt on May 30th, 2006

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Kazakhstan’s Finest Crotch

Boys and girls, presenting Borat In Cannes. Shield your eyes.

Posted by Kurt on May 29th, 2006

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I Had a Point, But I Can’t Remember What

I’ve been feeling a bit like Steven Seagal lately. Of course, I lack the height and kung-fu and receding hairline, but that doesn’t stop me from lunging forward in life with the joy and facial expression of gravel. As you can probably tell, I’m totally enjoying it. But lately I’m starting to get concerned, because [...]

Posted by Kurt on May 26th, 2006

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Pretty Freaky

Someone in Vogue Italy is definitely on weed — the carpet choice is appalling.

Posted by Kurt on May 23rd, 2006

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Attention Married Men

This is your worst nightmare.

Posted by Kurt on May 22nd, 2006

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“It’s Not Working”

Uh oh.

Posted by Kurt on May 22nd, 2006

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Don’t Laugh

This brings back memories of those days taking Add Maths papers.
At least the lady got a credit for her troubles.

Posted by Kurt on May 20th, 2006

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The Da Vinci Codeine

Having just got out of the cinema, I’m glad to report here that the year’s most highy anticipated movie, The Da Vinci Code, is an excellent film, and I highly recommend it to everyone who has sleeping disorders, because at RM12 a ticket, it is WAY cheaper than sleeping pills. Better yet, get the DVD, [...]

Posted by Kurt on May 19th, 2006

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