Archive for June, 2006

You critics can say that football is stupid, but I think it’s a game of great skill and talent. This blog looks forward to Italy putting up yet another great act show performance throughout the rest of the World Cup, after which they can fullly concentrate their efforts in preparation for the 2008 Beijing Olympic [...]

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Hey, that’s a giant squirrel!”
And I’m thinking, “HAHAHA! A giant squirrel? You ignorant fool, it’s a WOMBAT.”
The poor kid will have no doubt sustained severe mental damage from his ordeal, after being stuffed into a dead wombat’s crusty pouch, but that just means he’ll grow up to become [...]

There are very few individuals in the world who are in a position to truly change the world for the better, and of that few, even less are willing. So it really warms my heart to know that the world’s two richest men, Bill Gates and Warren Buffett, are not only willing, but DOING. Instead [...]

I think the strain of the flu virus I caught is of the Mucus Gobs From Hell variety. I can barely breathe here, in front of the computer. “Of course you can barely breathe,” you alert readers observe. “It’s the wads of tissue the size of Afdlin Shauki up your nostrils.” And I have to [...]

Rhymes with “fuck you duck shoe”
This explains our entire existence.

Who knew that the suave Il Divo boys were also trained Jedis? OK, not that we care. We’re just glad to see them use their Jedi powers for the good of humanity, at the recent World Cup 2006 Opening Ceremony with Toni Braxton.

“Must focus…pink, pi–dammit! WHITE!!”
Now if they’ll just stop singing and do this full-time.

This guy is.

Does a person’s ethnic background influence their behavior? Does it play a role in a person’s socio-economic status? Are certain races more prone to violence than others? These are just a few of the tough questions this blog will attempt to not give a flying weasel about right now, because it is about to take [...]