Archive for July, 2006
Yet Another Car Update That No One Really Cares About
The deed is done — Rightcool. The business is run by a husband-wife team Poon and Tian who are friendly as Barney and seem to be genuine in their commitment to customer service. Despite having a car tint noob in her hands ripe for the slaughter, Wife Team Member Tian took the time to give [...]
The Heat is On
As you are aware, the official kurtlow.com car is finally upon us, prompting Phase 2 of Operation Financial Ass Rape — Tinting. From my exhaustive (I got tired after the first phone call) research so far, I can safely conclude that there are approximately 28, million, types of tint products for your car, and that [...]
The Jetsons Are Not Real
I have dreamed a dream, but now that dream is gone from me.
And The Winner Is…
1383.
It was the best I my sales executive could get on a budget of RM0.00. Thanks everyone for the lovely suggestions and random hand gestures. Next up in the Pimp My Ride: Budget Hell series on Kurtlow.com: Tinting.
Brace yourselves.
MoNOOOOOOOpoly
Now they’re taking away the joy of rolling around in your hard-won cash after totally pwning a game. Sure, you could still roll around the floor clutching your Visaâ„¢, but your children will never look you in the eyes ever again.
4D Numbers Please
Many of you loyal readers (grand total: still 1) may recall that I booked my first car, a Myvi, a few months back. It’s due for delivery next month, but my trusty sales exec Vincent just called to tell me, without mincing his words, that the whole Israel-Lebanon conflict is shit, and that the real [...]
Reason to Visit Japan #7531
Excellent public transport systems.
I think it’s time Malaysia took the cue from Japan and REALLY encourage its citizens to take public transport.
Picture reporting from Japan via Aeric Wong, Esteemed Gaijin Teacher of Engrish Who is Never Coming Back, Ever.
Banana Lunges to Beijing
I’ll be going to China for 3 months beginning September for practical reasons, namely: I AM SICK OF BEING CALLED A BANANA. You know who you are, you yellow bastards. This is why I have made special arrangements to learn Mandarin at the Beijing Language and Culture University which is located approximately 2.5 galaxies away [...]