Archive for August, 2006

Casa Nova Penthouse

“I am landlord of a large luxurious penthouse apartment designed by Italian designer Casa Nova, located at ZhiChunLi Subway station (near WuDaoKou, BLCU and other universities) It have 5 bedrooms, 3 bath room, 3 living room, 1 kitchen and 1 large beautiful balcony. It’s full furnished, which have wool carpet, ADSL wireless internet access, international [...]

Posted by Kurt on August 29th, 2006

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Are You a “Mat Cemerlang”?

Putera Umno Chairman Datuk Abdul “The Zeez” Azeez Abdul Rahim thinks the term Mat Rempit is too negative and wants to “change the illegal race participants’ image towards something better”, such as “Mat Cemerlang (Excellent Mat)”.
This blog for one TOTALLY AGREES with The Zeez. Let’s give these illegal, violent thugs a break and call them [...]

Posted by Kurt on August 23rd, 2006

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Scam Wedding of the Year

Recently I received an AMAZING offer via SMS, so amazing I had to put my hot tea down because my hair was on fire. The offer reads:
“A once in a lifetime chance to take pictures with the bride and groom! Join Siti Nurhaliza’s SMS Contest 2day. Send CT to 28600. 15sen/msg sent, 50sen/msg recvd.”
Who in [...]

Posted by Kurt on August 22nd, 2006

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The Paris Hilton Doll

OK, so it turns out that I’m totally wrong about the Paris Hilton Doll coming with Herpes.
It comes with Tinkerbell the Chihuahua. And Crabby. The Crab.
(Beijing Countdown: 26 Days)

Posted by Kurt on August 18th, 2006

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The Pussycat Dolls

Here they are in a rare picture sans makeup and trashy outfits:

Image via Shanghaiist.com
The Paris Hilton model comes with free Herpes.
(Beijing Countdown: 27 Days)

Posted by Kurt on August 17th, 2006

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“Many Grow-ups Are Sex Idiots, Which is Really Dangerous and Woeful”

Beijing, here I come!
Oops! Sorry for using a “vicious attacking” word.
(Beijing Countdown: 28 Days)

Posted by Kurt on August 16th, 2006

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SuperDad

As in, really, really super. 37 times super, to be exact.
Key quote:
“…he has no money for buying contraceptives because he has a large family to support”

Posted by Kurt on August 16th, 2006

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An Alarming Trend

This blog feels sorry for Ms Dorcus Ang. In more ways than one.

Posted by Kurt on August 15th, 2006

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