Archive for August, 2006
Casa Nova Penthouse
“I am landlord of a large luxurious penthouse apartment designed by Italian designer Casa Nova, located at ZhiChunLi Subway station (near WuDaoKou, BLCU and other universities) It have 5 bedrooms, 3 bath room, 3 living room, 1 kitchen and 1 large beautiful balcony. It’s full furnished, which have wool carpet, ADSL wireless internet access, international [...]
Are You a “Mat Cemerlang”?
Putera Umno Chairman Datuk Abdul “The Zeez” Azeez Abdul Rahim thinks the term Mat Rempit is too negative and wants to “change the illegal race participants’ image towards something better”, such as “Mat Cemerlang (Excellent Mat)”.
This blog for one TOTALLY AGREES with The Zeez. Let’s give these illegal, violent thugs a break and call them [...]
Scam Wedding of the Year
Recently I received an AMAZING offer via SMS, so amazing I had to put my hot tea down because my hair was on fire. The offer reads:
“A once in a lifetime chance to take pictures with the bride and groom! Join Siti Nurhaliza’s SMS Contest 2day. Send CT to 28600. 15sen/msg sent, 50sen/msg recvd.”
Who in [...]
The Paris Hilton Doll
OK, so it turns out that I’m totally wrong about the Paris Hilton Doll coming with Herpes.
It comes with Tinkerbell the Chihuahua. And Crabby. The Crab.
(Beijing Countdown: 26 Days)
The Pussycat Dolls
Here they are in a rare picture sans makeup and trashy outfits:
Image via Shanghaiist.com
The Paris Hilton model comes with free Herpes.
(Beijing Countdown: 27 Days)
“Many Grow-ups Are Sex Idiots, Which is Really Dangerous and Woeful”
Beijing, here I come!
Oops! Sorry for using a “vicious attacking” word.
(Beijing Countdown: 28 Days)
SuperDad
As in, really, really super. 37 times super, to be exact.
Key quote:
“…he has no money for buying contraceptives because he has a large family to support”
An Alarming Trend
This blog feels sorry for Ms Dorcus Ang. In more ways than one.