Archive for August, 2006
Fashion Update
Fashion has come a long way since the 80s, where a milennia’s worth of fashion disasters decided to happen all at once. But we concerned members of the fashion-conscious public can now rest easy, knowing that fashion has since climbed out of that dark, damp abyss of crap hair and frightening tights to the light [...]
Ikea: Product Naming Gods
Finally, a Hong-Kong inspired piece to complement your international collection of FAKTUMs and JERKERs:
Packing Up
Who knew that packing for a three month trip could be so daunting. I do, for one, but that does not mean I have come to terms with it. I can understand how say, moving a passed-out Afdlin Shauki from a prone position atop a chicken buffet table to the nearest large flat surface would [...]
Hand Over the Baby!
This is so, SO wrong. The Hand 2: Son of Jon Key phrase: “Scent it with your own scent beforehand to help your baby” PS: Janet Jackson could use a pair.
Elastic Loaf Hut
Coming soon to an Iranian suburb near you!
Politician: Sad
Culture, Arts and Heritage Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim has a problem with too much skin. So under no circumstance should anyone show him this: “Get in my belly!” This blog fears it may prove too stimulating, and cause him to suddenly stop being sad and actually do something useful for the general tax-paying [...]