Archive for August, 2006

Fashion Update

Fashion has come a long way since the 80s, where a milennia’s worth of fashion disasters decided to happen all at once. But we concerned members of the fashion-conscious public can now rest easy, knowing that fashion has since climbed out of that dark, damp abyss of crap hair and frightening tights to the light [...]

Posted by Kurt on August 14th, 2006

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Ikea: Product Naming Gods

Finally, a Hong-Kong inspired piece to complement your international collection of FAKTUMs and JERKERs:

Posted by Kurt on August 12th, 2006

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Packing Up

Who knew that packing for a three month trip could be so daunting. I do, for one, but that does not mean I have come to terms with it. I can understand how say, moving a passed-out Afdlin Shauki from a prone position atop a chicken buffet table to the nearest large flat surface would [...]

Posted by Kurt on August 9th, 2006

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Hand Over the Baby!

This is so, SO wrong. The Hand 2: Son of Jon Key phrase: “Scent it with your own scent beforehand to help your baby” PS: Janet Jackson could use a pair.

Posted by Kurt on August 2nd, 2006

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Elastic Loaf Hut

Coming soon to an Iranian suburb near you!

Posted by Kurt on August 2nd, 2006

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Politician: Sad

Culture, Arts and Heritage Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim has a problem with too much skin. So under no circumstance should anyone show him this: “Get in my belly!” This blog fears it may prove too stimulating, and cause him to suddenly stop being sad and actually do something useful for the general tax-paying [...]

Posted by Kurt on August 1st, 2006

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