Archive for September, 2006

They have some really cool idioms.
Bob: Jim, you’re beating that dog with meat buns.
Jim: But it’s the only thing I have — he won’t let go of my femur!
Bob: It’s OK Jim, let’s wet each other with saliva.

There are many exciting historical places to visit in Beijing, such as the Great Wall and Tianemen Square, a historically historical place in which visitors get to see the preserved bodies of approximately 203.5 million tourists who died standing in line to see Mao Tze Tung’s preserved dead body, and also the beautiful Forbidden City, [...]

Ha ha! Those wacky Germans. Condolences to the research team. (NSFW)

This ad here is promoting painless abortions, I think. Or some testicle removal service. I wasn’t really paying attention to the text.

Literal translation: Ugly Until Cry
But the good news is, no suede.

Traffic in Beijing may seem chaotic, but in reality, it is death incarnate. This is a good thing. Staring death in the face every time you step out to get to classes makes you appreciate life that much more, between waves of rabid oncoming traffic. Plus you get to swear like there’s no tomorrow, so [...]

So we’re finally in Beijing. The flight was good, as in it didn’t crash or explode in midair and no one tried to hijack the plane with extremely dangerous weapons such as infant formula and there were no snakes on the plane.

In fact, there wasn’t even any entertainment on the plane, unless you find secretly [...]

I never thought it would happen, but I JUST WON THE SATURDAY OZ LOTTO DIVISION 1 PRIZE OF AUD3 MILLION!
Ha ha! Actually, I won Jack, but that sure woke you up, I bet. Which is good because I’m about to do this blog’s first official Product Review. Yes, you read that right. Product Review. For [...]