Archive for October, 2006

Happy Halloween, ghouls and ghoulettes.

So many flavors, so little hair! Fried Chicken! Ziran Steak! Char grilled Pork! French Chicken! *munch munch munch* Italian Red Meat, Peking Duck, Roast Pork, *munch munch munch* Seafood, Cool Cucumber, Cool Lemon *munch munch munch* Mabo Tofu…

Why oh why.

You hear that? That’s the sound of 700 million men rushing home to rinse, lather, repeat.

Let’s just say it was hard explaining to security why I had a chair strapped to my bicycle on the way out.

We all knew this was coming:

Some choice dishes from the menu:

Sea Rice Rape
The Temple Explodes the Corn Meat
Old Adopted Mother Beef
It is Red to Draw the Mire Bowel
Piece of Hot Son Chicken
Return a Meat
Living to Explode the Salt to Frying the Meat
Very Smooth and Slippery Fillet

The BLCU cafeteria serves up some hearty dishes at reasonable [...]

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The first week of class was easy, the second was fine, and we were actually beginning to think, “Hey, piece of cake!” Then, of course, week three skipped along whistling and punched us in the face. Suddenly, things got REALLY. HARD. It’s as if the faculty suddenly discovered Viagra.
In the first week we were doing [...]