October 31, 2006
Posted by Kurt
Shield Your Eyes, Cup Your Ears
Happy Halloween, ghouls and ghoulettes.
These are the posts from October 2006
October 30, 2006
Posted by Kurt
Mind-Blowing Lays
So many flavors, so little hair! Fried Chicken! Ziran Steak! Char grilled Pork! French Chicken! *munch munch munch* Italian Red Meat, Peking Duck, Roast Pork, *munch munch munch* Seafood, Cool Cucumber, Cool Lemon *munch munch munch* Mabo Tofu…
October 29, 2006
Posted by Kurt
Buyer’s Remorse: Now in Pink!
Why oh why.
October 28, 2006
Posted by Kurt
Perfect Beer Head — On Your Head
You hear that? That’s the sound of 700 million men rushing home to rinse, lather, repeat.
October 25, 2006
Posted by Kurt
Standing Orders
Let’s just say it was hard explaining to security why I had a chair strapped to my bicycle on the way out.
October 20, 2006
Posted by Kurt
The Guffaw Explodes the Menu
We all knew this was coming: Some choice dishes from the menu: Sea Rice Rape The Temple Explodes the Corn Meat Old Adopted Mother Beef It is Red to Draw the Mire Bowel Piece of Hot Son Chicken Return a Meat Living to Explode the Salt to Frying the Meat Very Smooth and Slippery Fillet [...]
October 18, 2006
Posted by Kurt
Random Beijing Facts, Some Actually True
1. Beer is sold in sizes starting from “Barrel” to “Freight Container”. The average serving size is 600ml, “ml” for “million litres“. Sure, they have cans of Heineken here, but those are for preschoolers. 2. The say if you haven’t had a hotdog by the street in New York, you haven’t really been to New [...]
October 13, 2006
Posted by Kurt
The Heat is On, and I’m Freezing
The first week of class was easy, the second was fine, and we were actually beginning to think, “Hey, piece of cake!” Then, of course, week three skipped along whistling and punched us in the face. Suddenly, things got REALLY. HARD. It’s as if the faculty suddenly discovered Viagra. In the first week we were [...]
