Archive for November, 2006

It went AWESOME, if you discount the 204 or so horribly awkward silences.
Listening test tomorrow — the last one THANK GOD — I hear it’s a real bitch. We’ll see about that.

That is my assessment of today’s writing test. It was easier than I thought, but harder than I expected. My cousin Minyee took the same test last year and scooped up 99%, and last I checked, she’s about as Banana as I am. But sweet baby Osbert, 99%. That pretty much settles who’s the Montel [...]

The writing exam’s tomorrow morning. Wish me luck! I’ll need a lot of it for the invigilators to not notice the 5-pound dictionary bulging through my pants.

I awoke yesterday morning to this lovely sight:

No, it’s not Fog. It’s his bastard cousin Smog — same crap visibility but with 1001% more lung damage. The upside is, you get extra-black boogers, in half the time! HOW COOL IS THAT?!

The Recovering Shopaholic is LOVING the weather. No prizes for guessing why.

It’s been a hectic few days, and will continue to be until the exams are over next Friday. Meanwhile I’ll try to update whenever I can, but expect them to be sporadic.
You know, like the stuff growing on Paris Hilton’s crotch.

Yes.

And thus the milking continues, with Part 2 of the Yogurt Packaging Series:

Part Three is fermenting nicely in time for tomorrow.

So I purchased some rotting cow udder secretions today, which you probably know as “yogurt”. I don’t really like yogurt, which of course explains why I bought THREE FOUR-PACKS. Also, the packaging is deliciously whimsical:

Picture of the second set in Part 2 tomorrow. (Hey, it’s a diary product — I’m OBLIGATED to milk it for [...]