November 30, 2006
Posted by Kurt
It went AWESOME, if you discount the 204 or so horribly awkward silences. Listening test tomorrow — the last one THANK GOD — I hear it’s a real bitch. We’ll see about that.
That is my assessment of today’s writing test. It was easier than I thought, but harder than I expected. My cousin Minyee took the same test last year and scooped up 99%, and last I checked, she’s about as Banana as I am. But sweet baby Osbert, 99%. That pretty much settles who’s the Montel [...]
November 28, 2006
Posted by Kurt
The writing exam’s tomorrow morning. Wish me luck! I’ll need a lot of it for the invigilators to not notice the 5-pound dictionary bulging through my pants.
November 22, 2006
Posted by Kurt
I awoke yesterday morning to this lovely sight: No, it’s not Fog. It’s his bastard cousin Smog — same crap visibility but with 1001% more lung damage. The upside is, you get extra-black boogers, in half the time! HOW COOL IS THAT?! The Recovering Shopaholic is LOVING the weather. No prizes for guessing why.
November 20, 2006
Posted by Kurt
It’s been a hectic few days, and will continue to be until the exams are over next Friday. Meanwhile I’ll try to update whenever I can, but expect them to be sporadic. You know, like the stuff growing on Paris Hilton’s crotch.
November 16, 2006
Posted by Kurt
Yes.
November 15, 2006
Posted by Kurt
And thus the milking continues, with Part 2 of the Yogurt Packaging Series: Part Three is fermenting nicely in time for tomorrow.
November 14, 2006
Posted by Kurt
So I purchased some rotting cow udder secretions today, which you probably know as “yogurt”. I don’t really like yogurt, which of course explains why I bought THREE FOUR-PACKS. Also, the packaging is deliciously whimsical: Picture of the second set in Part 2 tomorrow. (Hey, it’s a diary product — I’m OBLIGATED to milk it [...]
