Archive for November, 2006

This is for smashpOp, who taught me the fine art of getting instant thigh cramps in midair. The flawlessly executed jump seen here was performed smack in the busiest area of Xidan, Beijing’s youth hub. You should’ve seen the number of strange stares I got pulling this off: ZERO. For a moment there, I thought [...]

Something to wet your whistle sir? No thanks, I already have this: (UMNO leaders will be relieved to know these delicious pizzas only come served in the missionary position, although we cannot speak for the prawns.)

Eats blogspot.com for breakfast, apparently. With a hearty side of BBC News. I haven’t been able to access any of your blogs hosted on blogspot for weeks now, or that headline you made on BBC News as the Blogger With Most Hits In a Single Day, Mostly Physical. Cold turkey sucks, especially when you’re the [...]