Archive for December, 2006

If you’re reading this, you need to get out and PARTY! You don’t want to miss the awesome traffic jams. I hope reach the Curve before February. See you there!

Kurt: Hi Mr Friend or Relative Person!
MFRP: Ah! Kurt! You’re back from Beijing! How was it?
Kurt: Oh, it wa–
MFRP: QUICK! Say something in Mandarin for me!
Kurt: Uh, ni hao!
MFRP: …
Kurt: …
MFRP: That’s IT? After 3 months in China? Man, you suck!
Kurt: *haaaaaack* *PTUII!!*
It seems that after spending 3 months learning the language in China, people [...]

The freshly spewed teaser trailer’s out. Fans will be delighted to know that Megatron is still an anus-face, and Optimus Prime is seen briefly about to ass-rape a tiny human person in full CGI glory.
I CAN’T WAIT.
Sorry for all the butt references; I promise to talk about penises the next time, but I’m afraid I [...]

Why not share your true feelings for that special someone in your life with the gift of Anal Bleaching Cream? Sure, he’ll still be an asshole, but he’ll be a pretty, white, asshole. Just like George Bush, only not pretty.

Apparently, Coke is bad for you. Fortunately, I drink Pepsi. For very good reasons.

via 2spare.com

Not with this.
Update: OK, maybe if you kicked him in the balls.

The time has finally come for me to say goodbye to Beijing, a delightful city that I’ve grown to love despite my initial reservations, which were mostly toilet hygiene related. While I still throw toilet paper into the toilet bowl with total impunity, I’ll miss the days here of carefree projectile spitting and spectacular bicycle [...]