Archive for December, 2006

Happy New Yah

If you’re reading this, you need to get out and PARTY! You don’t want to miss the awesome traffic jams. I hope reach the Curve before February. See you there!

Posted by Kurt on December 31st, 2006

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Post-Beijing Update

Kurt: Hi Mr Friend or Relative Person!
MFRP: Ah! Kurt! You’re back from Beijing! How was it?
Kurt: Oh, it wa–
MFRP: QUICK! Say something in Mandarin for me!
Kurt: Uh, ni hao!
MFRP: …
Kurt: …
MFRP: That’s IT? After 3 months in China? Man, you suck!
Kurt: *haaaaaack* *PTUII!!*
It seems that after spending 3 months learning the language in China, people [...]

Posted by Kurt on December 29th, 2006

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Transforming Alien Robot Thingamabob Movie Update

The freshly spewed teaser trailer’s out. Fans will be delighted to know that Megatron is still an anus-face, and Optimus Prime is seen briefly about to ass-rape a tiny human person in full CGI glory.
I CAN’T WAIT.
Sorry for all the butt references; I promise to talk about penises the next time, but I’m afraid I [...]

Posted by Kurt on December 22nd, 2006

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This Christmas…

Why not share your true feelings for that special someone in your life with the gift of Anal Bleaching Cream? Sure, he’ll still be an asshole, but he’ll be a pretty, white, asshole. Just like George Bush, only not pretty.

Posted by Kurt on December 21st, 2006

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Chup! Coca-Cola Coca-Cola? Chup!

Apparently, Coke is bad for you. Fortunately, I drink Pepsi. For very good reasons.

Posted by Kurt on December 20th, 2006

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Important Firefox Update

via 2spare.com

Posted by Kurt on December 17th, 2006

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Snooze Button? Hahahaha

Not with this.
Update: OK, maybe if you kicked him in the balls.

Posted by Kurt on December 15th, 2006

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Zai Jian

The time has finally come for me to say goodbye to Beijing, a delightful city that I’ve grown to love despite my initial reservations, which were mostly toilet hygiene related. While I still throw toilet paper into the toilet bowl with total impunity, I’ll miss the days here of carefree projectile spitting and spectacular bicycle [...]

Posted by Kurt on December 8th, 2006

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