December 31, 2006
Posted by Kurt
Happy New Yah
If you’re reading this, you need to get out and PARTY! You don’t want to miss the awesome traffic jams. I hope reach the Curve before February. See you there!
These are the posts from December 2006
December 29, 2006
Posted by Kurt
Post-Beijing Update
Kurt: Hi Mr Friend or Relative Person! MFRP: Ah! Kurt! You’re back from Beijing! How was it? Kurt: Oh, it wa– MFRP: QUICK! Say something in Mandarin for me! Kurt: Uh, ni hao! MFRP: … Kurt: … MFRP: That’s IT? After 3 months in China? Man, you suck! Kurt: *haaaaaack* *PTUII!!* It seems that after [...]
December 22, 2006
Posted by Kurt
Transforming Alien Robot Thingamabob Movie Update
The freshly spewed teaser trailer‘s out. Fans will be delighted to know that Megatron is still an anus-face, and Optimus Prime is seen briefly about to ass-rape a tiny human person in full CGI glory. I CAN’T WAIT. Sorry for all the butt references; I promise to talk about penises the next time, but I’m [...]
December 21, 2006
Posted by Kurt
This Christmas…
Why not share your true feelings for that special someone in your life with the gift of Anal Bleaching Cream? Sure, he’ll still be an asshole, but he’ll be a pretty, white, asshole. Just like George Bush, only not pretty.
December 20, 2006
Posted by Kurt
Chup! Coca-Cola Coca-Cola? Chup!
Apparently, Coke is bad for you. Fortunately, I drink Pepsi. For very good reasons.
December 17, 2006
Posted by Kurt
Important Firefox Update
via 2spare.com
December 15, 2006
Posted by Kurt
Snooze Button? Hahahaha
Not with this. Update: OK, maybe if you kicked him in the balls.
The time has finally come for me to say goodbye to Beijing, a delightful city that I’ve grown to love despite my initial reservations, which were mostly toilet hygiene related. While I still throw toilet paper into the toilet bowl with total impunity, I’ll miss the days here of carefree projectile spitting and spectacular bicycle [...]
