Archive for February, 2007

I had exactly 0 hours of sleep last night, and went down to the race start at 4.45am — the only reason I’m still awake (barely) is the endless supply of Red Bull, who are our beloved new sponsors this year. They are AWESOME. 6 hours 40 minutes down, 11 hours 50 minutes and 127 [...]

I had to dodge the “So When Are You Getting Married??!!” question approximately 253 times from various relatives this year, but the ang pows more than made up for it. Also, shoving my fingers into my ears and shouting “LALALALALALA!!!” helped. I’ll be off tomorrow to Langkawi for the 2007 Ironman Langkawi Triathlon (which my [...]

Listen you retards:

Oh, and happy everything overpriced day.

Have you seen one of those ads that go “Feel the Difference”, “Taste the Difference”, “You Can Make a Difference”? What exactly, is this Difference? Could they be any more vague? It’s like they’re not even trying.
“Joltzz: The Energy Drink With a Difference.” Yeah, it tastes like diesel. There’s your difference right there. I’ll have [...]

ALL YOUR TAX ARE BELONG TO US LULZ!!!
I think their goal here is to be as transparent as possible, like a brick wall. “But a brick wall is opaque!” No it isn’t, Mr Tax Paying Citizen — it says right here on the wall: “This Brick Wall is Definitely Transparent. Like, seriously. Swear to God.”
“No [...]