February 24, 2007
Posted by Kurt
I had exactly 0 hours of sleep last night, and went down to the race start at 4.45am — the only reason I’m still awake (barely) is the endless supply of Red Bull, who are our beloved new sponsors this year. They are AWESOME. 6 hours 40 minutes down, 11 hours 50 minutes and 127 [...]
February 21, 2007
Posted by Kurt
I had to dodge the “So When Are You Getting Married??!!” question approximately 253 times from various relatives this year, but the ang pows more than made up for it. Also, shoving my fingers into my ears and shouting “LALALALALALA!!!” helped. I’ll be off tomorrow to Langkawi for the 2007 Ironman Langkawi Triathlon (which my [...]
February 14, 2007
Posted by Kurt
Listen you retards: Oh, and happy everything overpriced day.
February 9, 2007
Posted by Kurt
Have you seen one of those ads that go “Feel the Differenceâ€, “Taste the Differenceâ€, “You Can Make a Differenceâ€? What exactly, is this Difference? Could they be any more vague? It’s like they’re not even trying. “Joltzz: The Energy Drink With a Difference.†Yeah, it tastes like diesel. There’s your difference right there. I’ll [...]
February 3, 2007
Posted by Kurt
ALL YOUR TAX ARE BELONG TO US LULZ!!! I think their goal here is to be as transparent as possible, like a brick wall. “But a brick wall is opaque!” No it isn’t, Mr Tax Paying Citizen — it says right here on the wall: “This Brick Wall is Definitely Transparent. Like, seriously. Swear to [...]
