March 30, 2007
Posted by Kurt
I’ve been staring at this picture for hours for purely pedestrian, not weird at all reasons. Hovering outside his apartment, Superman knew that bitch Lois was up to no good. This is groundbreaking research concludes that (among other things): a) Taking MR images of the male and female genitals during coitus is feasible. b) During [...]
March 29, 2007
Posted by Kurt
If you’ve been chugging Ribena and wondering why that scurvy hasn’t gone away yet, these two schoolgirls from New Zealand can explain. Makes you wonder about those Vit-C claims they make on their other line-extensions such as the Ribena Pastilles. Maybe the Vitamin C they refer to is the Vitamin you only “C” on the [...]
March 28, 2007
Posted by Kurt
A tool who wears Urban Tool. Because now everyone knows you’re not only double the tool, but a pretentious double tool with the fashion sense of drool. An urban tool.
March 27, 2007
Posted by Kurt
Time will tell. Unless your name is Michael Bay. Then we already know. Update: Michael Bay is definitely an asshole. A big, smelly, goatse asshole. Yes, I mean asshole.
Aww, it’s a rare thing, but this story got through the cynic in me and made me feel all warm and tingly inside. Oh wait — it’s the Bailey’s.
March 26, 2007
Posted by Kurt
Hedo’s friend is in a dilemma: Is it possible to stay a virgin until marriage and still be a sex goddess on your wedding night? This blog’s response is OF COURSE. Introducing Oral Sex and Dry Humping: It’s just like having sex, without having sex! Oral Sex allowed me to say with complete confidence and [...]
March 23, 2007
Posted by Kurt
Hopefully, this will erase Megatron’s face from your mind. “Or a penis mud-pack? We do both. Actually, we do everything, if you catch our drift. Oh these? These are my tits sir; don’t pay them any attention. Unless you want to. Yes, you can touch them. For only 3000 Yen more, they will also talk [...]
March 22, 2007
Posted by Kurt
When asked about how he became involved in the project, Bay said that he initially turned down the opportunity to make, what he called, a “stupid toy movie.” He reconsidered, however, after reflecting on his early days as an underling at Lucasfilm when, after seeing early production art for RAIDERS, he told his friends that [...]
