Archive for March, 2007

How to Have Sex With Women at Work and Not Get Sued

Remember, it’s only sexual harassment if you’re ugly.

Posted by Kurt on March 21st, 2007

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How Does USD53 Million in Cash Look Like?

It looks like whoo that’s a lot of cash.

Posted by Kurt on March 20th, 2007

Filed under Hit and Run | 7 Comments »

Digital Mall to Customers: Piss Off

I got up extra early yesterday to visit the newly opened Digital Mall in Section 14 PJ. They were advertising a weekend promotion featuring a limited quantity of selected electronics, accessories and consumables at RM1 each, and since I’ve never been there before, I thought, “Hey, maybe this would be a great time to ZOMG [...]

Posted by Kurt on March 18th, 2007

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Hilarity Ensues

This man stole $28 million worth of diamonds from a Belgian bank. He probably didn’t get the memo telling him that diamonds are worthless. When thieves bring diamonds to underworld “fences,” they usually get only a pittance for them. In 1979, for example, New York City police recover stolen diamonds with an insured value of [...]

Posted by Kurt on March 15th, 2007

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Top Gun Ass

Depending on your personal persuasions, this is either a) a good thing or b) a bad thing. But I can never look at Maverick and Goose the same way ever again. DAMN YOU, INTERNETS!!!11

Posted by Kurt on March 15th, 2007

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Dress Mess

I find Linda Onn’s lack of professionalism disturbing. She should have just went on to interview Leonardo naked. If she refuses, we’ll just have her listen to some of this music over the phone.

Posted by Kurt on March 2nd, 2007

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Road Rage: Flipping Great

There are great ideas and then there are absolutely shite ideas. That are so shite they are great. Introducing Road Rage Cards, where your middle finger finally gets to take a break and let the cards do the flipping. Road Courtesy Some asshole cuts into your line at the traffic light? “WAIT YOUR TURN, YOU [...]

Posted by Kurt on March 1st, 2007

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