Archive for April, 2007

Psycho crushed.

Yowza. Well, at least now we know the sausages there are fresh.

Subtle commands in a piece by Wong Chun Wai of The Star on the upcoming Ijok by-election (Emphasis mine):
As we wait to celebrate the country’s national day, the people of Ijok should vote for Parthiban, not because he is an Indian or a Malay, but because he is a Malaysian. Likewise, no one should be [...]

The Catholic Church recently declared that all babies who die before they are baptized now go to Heaven, instead of the previously believed Limbo.
LIMBO.
Good thing they finally sorted that one out. Call me a pessimist, but I don’t think those babies have the balance and muscular strength to do the limbo for all eternity. At [...]

I hate it when the waiter serves my food with his finger bathing in it. What exactly is the challenge here? Isn’t RM3.50 an hour enough for you to at least attempt to grip the bowl by the sides? Or are the contents under your fingernail part of the secret recipe? I know all food [...]

I hit jackpot when I found Nicholas Gurewitch’s The Perry Bible Fellowship, a collection of intelligent, sometimes bizzare but always gut-rippingly funny comic strips. The social commentary is biting and artwork delightfully whimsical. It’s now my Official All-Time Favoritest Comic Strip For the Foreseeable Futureâ„¢, second only to our homegrown Jason Phoon’s pencil doodles, of [...]

Until now.
You’re welcome.
(I think I threw up in my mouth a little.)

If your career counselor didn’t tell you about this option, chew on this. It’s the best job that blows.