April 26, 2007
Posted by Kurt
Mario Bros World 1-1 Crushed in 20 Seconds
Psycho crushed.
These are the posts from April 2007
April 25, 2007
Posted by Kurt
Man Cuts Penis Off in Restaurant
Yowza. Well, at least now we know the sausages there are fresh.
Subtle commands in a piece by Wong Chun Wai of The Star on the upcoming Ijok by-election (Emphasis mine): As we wait to celebrate the country’s national day, the people of Ijok should vote for Parthiban, not because he is an Indian or a Malay, but because he is a Malaysian. Likewise, no one should [...]
April 23, 2007
Posted by Kurt
Unbaptized Babies Upgraded to Heaven
The Catholic Church recently declared that all babies who die before they are baptized now go to Heaven, instead of the previously believed Limbo. LIMBO. Good thing they finally sorted that one out. Call me a pessimist, but I don’t think those babies have the balance and muscular strength to do the limbo for all [...]
April 17, 2007
Posted by Kurt
Finger Food and Religion
I hate it when the waiter serves my food with his finger bathing in it. What exactly is the challenge here? Isn’t RM3.50 an hour enough for you to at least attempt to grip the bowl by the sides? Or are the contents under your fingernail part of the secret recipe? I know all food [...]
April 13, 2007
Posted by Kurt
The Perry Bible Fellowship
I hit jackpot when I found Nicholas Gurewitch’s The Perry Bible Fellowship, a collection of intelligent, sometimes bizzare but always gut-rippingly funny comic strips. The social commentary is biting and artwork delightfully whimsical. It’s now my Official All-Time Favoritest Comic Strip For the Foreseeable Futureâ„¢, second only to our homegrown Jason Phoon‘s pencil doodles, of [...]
April 12, 2007
Posted by Kurt
You Never Knew This Transplant Existed
Until now. You’re welcome. (I think I threw up in my mouth a little.)
