May 29, 2007
Posted by Kurt
Europe Never Ever Affordable
How’s THAT for honesty in advertising.
These are the posts from May 2007
May 28, 2007
Posted by Kurt
Rubbing Shoes With Jimmy Choo
Last night at Shang Palace I had the great fortune of meeting the legendary Jimmy Choo. He was seated a few tables away enjoying a leisurely dinner with his family, but was incredibly gracious to interrupt his meal to step out for a photo at my request. Almost makes me want to don a skirt [...]
May 27, 2007
Posted by Kurt
Fickle Society
The 1930s: When Fleshy Was Sexy –via Modernmechanix Do you feel ugly because you can’t see your ribs poking out from under your chest? Don’t fret! Skinny is just a phase. Wait 80 years. Then, society would have moved on from the Kate Moss and Keira Knightley types, and you’ll be the sexiest thing alive, [...]
May 23, 2007
Posted by Kurt
Nice Going, NST
Today’s New Straits Times frontpage featured a story with the hilarious title “E-sex arouses big following”. Hilarious because they’re still using the “e” prefix, when we’re already at “i”. But that’s not the real funny. The article was about the local online sex scene, and was accompanied by a picture of a person (one of [...]
Posted by Kurt
Are You THAT Guy?
Fess up.
Maybe the Transformers movie won’t suck balls after all. Maybe. Maaaaaaaaybe. The new trailer squeezed a teeny smile out of me. Probably because I heard a familiar sound effect when Optimus transforms, and it soothed the raging fanboy in me like a lullaby and coochie coos and tummy rubs. So I’ll go easy on you [...]
May 20, 2007
Posted by Kurt
OMG, an Update!
You know I’ve been busy when I tell you that Paris Hilton is going to jail. Because that was last century’s news. But it’s news worth telling, however late. The comedy potential of Paris Hilton in a jail cell is virtually unlimited. It’s almost like throwing George Bush Jr into the United States presidency. Oh, [...]
