Archive for May, 2007

How’s THAT for honesty in advertising.

Last night at Shang Palace I had the great fortune of meeting the legendary Jimmy Choo. He was seated a few tables away enjoying a leisurely dinner with his family, but was incredibly gracious to interrupt his meal to step out for a photo at my request.

Almost makes me want to don a skirt and [...]

The 1930s: When Fleshy Was Sexy –via Modernmechanix
Do you feel ugly because you can’t see your ribs poking out from under your chest? Don’t fret! Skinny is just a phase. Wait 80 years. Then, society would have moved on from the Kate Moss and Keira Knightley types, and you’ll be the sexiest thing alive, [...]

Today’s New Straits Times frontpage featured a story with the hilarious title “E-sex arouses big following”. Hilarious because they’re still using the “e” prefix, when we’re already at “i”.
But that’s not the real funny. The article was about the local online sex scene, and was accompanied by a picture of a person (one of [...]

Fess up.

Maybe the Transformers movie won’t suck balls after all. Maybe. Maaaaaaaaybe.
The new trailer squeezed a teeny smile out of me. Probably because I heard a familiar sound effect when Optimus transforms, and it soothed the raging fanboy in me like a lullaby and coochie coos and tummy rubs. So I’ll go easy on you now, [...]

You know I’ve been busy when I tell you that Paris Hilton is going to jail. Because that was last century’s news. But it’s news worth telling, however late. The comedy potential of Paris Hilton in a jail cell is virtually unlimited. It’s almost like throwing George Bush Jr into the United States presidency.
Oh, wait.
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That is what Bruce Willis did. Well, it was either that or harpooning Ashton Kutcher in the face. But it wouldn’t have made this picture any weirder. Ewwww.