Archive for June, 2007

All you need is 1. a cat (preferably a LOLcat) and 2. a piece of toast, buttered on ONE SIDE only. Important.
For an explanation of the incredibly complex physics behind this phenomena, see the diagram below:

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French skincare and cosmetics giant Clarins recently released a mist spray dubbed “Expertise 3P” that it claims “reinforces skin’s resistance to the harmful effects of Artificial Electromagnetic Waves”.
Yeah.
Infused with exotic ingredients like White Tea, Succory Dock-Cress and Glycofilm, it’s destined to fly off the shelves. Because you know the saying — there’s a Succory Dock-Cress [...]

I used to think politicians were dignified, intelligent, caring people. I was 7.
Now I just think they’re a bunch of weasels with high entertainment value. Take this, for example:

via Jeffooi
They call this the “August House”, which is French for “House of Frothing Ad Hominems“, which is English for “Clump of Grown-Ups in a Room Yelling [...]

So cool. So geeky. So cool!
Michael Bay could have saved millions by hiring these guys instead.

Yes. I wonder how the packaging would look like if this were a commercial product. With cow milk cheese products, the tendency is to slap on pictures of happy cows with plump, juicy udders. If they did the same with human milk cheese, you’d probably want to pick up some of that company’s stock, because [...]

This trick basically demonstrates how we’re all a bunch of easy suckas. See if you can catch the switch:

I was totally pwned. Those sneaky British bastards.
Link.
PS: Bet you didn’t notice that I changed the blog’s header color.

But have you got Softimus Prime?
And you call yourself a fanboy. Pfft.

Only 3 days into her private hotel jail sentence, Paris is out on “medical grounds”. The heiress is set to serve the rest of her sentence in the comfort of her home — which is the size of Bahamas, with more amenities and Cristal — under house arrest due to an undisclosed medical condition, and [...]