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These are the posts from August 2007

August 28, 2007
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A Pleasant Surprise at Lunch

I was noshing on my yong tau foo meehoon soup at the 4th floor KLCC food court this afternoon when I got a gentle tap on the shoulder. “Are you Kurt Low?” “Yes?” “Hi, I’m Nicholas. I read your blog.” My first instinct was to yell “NOT GUILTY!!” but you’ll be surprised at what a [...]

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Hot Italian Actor Gives LOLtiple “Orgamsums”

I almost choked on my potato crips.

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Definite Proof that Kimi Raikkonen is World Champion Material

“Kimi, you missed the presentation by Pele — can you get over it?” “Heheyeah, I was having a shit.” Felipe Massa doesn’t know who he’s messing with.

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August 25, 2007
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Moan Your I.P. Address

Say my I.P., say my I.P.! (Somewhat NSFW. Unless you work in the IT department.)

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August 24, 2007
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Hollywood Sounds Like This

It’s terribly familiar. It’s everywhere. It’s the Wilhelm Scream. Aoaaaaarhh!

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August 23, 2007
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Misplaced Love

Some things, the Force can’t do:

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August 19, 2007
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Oh Hell: Update

You may remember a few months back when I received an sms from one of my church pastors. It expressed his deep concern over the contents of this blog, something he felt was not an appropriate representation of my role in the church’s Youth Ensemble, a singing group I have served in for almost 10 [...]

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August 11, 2007
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“I Was Just Trying to Milk the Goat!”

“Why is my pants down? Oh, well I was trying to do my laundry at the same time. You know, multitasking.” “Heck, wudjabelieve it — my wang just got accidentally stuck in her poontang.” Yeah, after 2 weeks, this is the best I offer you. I hope you like goats. Don’t worry, after 5 beers [...]

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