Archive for September, 2007

A Tool

Maximum FAIL at the Ikano parking lot.
Don’t be one.
When would parking like this be justifiable? Let’s consider a few scenarios:

A family member is in cardiac arrest, and you desperately need an Allen wrench to tighten that bastard MALUNG armchair in the living room.

Your cat is on fire, and only Swedish meatball gravy can put it [...]

Posted by Kurt on September 29th, 2007

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Essential Rockstar Training

Instant shirt removal.

Next: Hurling your guitar in mid-riff.

Posted by Kurt on September 23rd, 2007

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Man Wakes Up, Is Late For Work

Next time, he should try an alarm clock.

Posted by Kurt on September 18th, 2007

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The Rape Continues

As if Michael Bay’s transformation of the Optimus we know and love into Flaming Big Gay Al wasn’t enough, the Nicole Ritchie-obsessed execs at Cartoon Network have now decided to join the romp by bringing their 20-12-20 fantasies to the Transformers world.
Introducing Transformers Animated.

Try to ignore that searing in your eyes and read on for [...]

Posted by Kurt on September 13th, 2007

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iPod T-T-T-TOUCH ZOMG!!!!!10101

BANZAIYABADABADOOO!!
*slobberdroollickkissspazspaz*

Posted by Kurt on September 6th, 2007

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How Your Mouse Cursor Really Works

The movement is made in Japan. With ageing technology.

Posted by Kurt on September 3rd, 2007

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Happy Belated Birthday Malaysia, Me

It’s sweet sharing the same birthday as Malaysia’s. I get the gift of having my birthday declared a public holiday, which I blatantly squander on sleep. This happens every year. In fact, I just woke up.

Posted by Kurt on September 1st, 2007

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