Maximum FAIL at the Ikano parking lot. Don’t be one. When would parking like this be justifiable? Let’s consider a few scenarios: A family member is in cardiac arrest, and you desperately need an Allen wrench to tighten that bastard MALUNG armchair in the living room. Your cat is on fire, and only Swedish meatball [...]
These are the posts from September 2007
September 23, 2007
Posted by Kurt
Essential Rockstar Training
Instant shirt removal. Next: Hurling your guitar in mid-riff.
September 18, 2007
Posted by Kurt
Man Wakes Up, Is Late For Work
Next time, he should try an alarm clock.
September 13, 2007
Posted by Kurt
The Rape Continues
As if Michael Bay’s transformation of the Optimus we know and love into Flaming Big Gay Al wasn’t enough, the Nicole Ritchie-obsessed execs at Cartoon Network have now decided to join the romp by bringing their 20-12-20 fantasies to the Transformers world. Introducing Transformers Animated. Try to ignore that searing in your eyes and read [...]
September 6, 2007
Posted by Kurt
iPod T-T-T-TOUCH ZOMG!!!!!10101
BANZAIYABADABADOOO!! *slobberdroollickkissspazspaz*
September 3, 2007
Posted by Kurt
How Your Mouse Cursor Really Works
The movement is made in Japan. With ageing technology.
September 1, 2007
Posted by Kurt
Happy Belated Birthday Malaysia, Me
It’s sweet sharing the same birthday as Malaysia’s. I get the gift of having my birthday declared a public holiday, which I blatantly squander on sleep. This happens every year. In fact, I just woke up.





