Archive for October, 2007

CROTCH SHOTS!

I don’t get it. It’s brilliant that we’re able to send the first Malaysian into space by throwing a billion taxpayer ringgit at the Russians, but why is everyone and the local media calling him an astronaut, or angkasawan, when he’s clearly a space tourist?
That was a rhetorical question, because I couldn’t give a shit [...]

Exactly 2 weeks. That’s how long I waited to get my replacement iPod Touch from Machines. That’s 14 days too long, for something that could have been done in 5 minutes.
I got the call on Wednesday informing me that my iPod Touch is ready for collection. From none other than Rico the Technician. He certainly [...]

While hunting down some low-down murderous varmints, the Lone Ranger is captured. He manages to whisper a message into Silver’s ear. The horse rears back, whinnies, and charges off to get help in a town many miles away.
The bad guys decide to take Loney out into the desert and tie him, naked, to a stake. [...]

Little Red Riding Hood’s grandmother is lying in her bed when the wolf bursts through the door and stands above the bed panting.
“I’m going to tear you from limb to limb!” growls the wolf.
“No you won’t,” replies the grandmother, pulling out a revolver from under the covers. “You’ll do as the story says and eat [...]

I swear, this whole series of events could be written into an episode of Seinfeld. And it would have been hilarious, if it weren’t happening to me.
In the last post, I mentioned that I bought an iPod Touch from Machines that turned out to be a dud. Within less than 24 hours, I went back [...]

Down with pants! Up with miniskirts!
A sultan was inspecting the quarters of his harem. He opened a closet in one of the bedrooms and let out a terrified sheik.
Then there’s the wife who received a postcard from her husband, who was away on a business trip: “Having a wonderful time darling, wish you were her.”
*This [...]

That’s not cool.