Archive for November, 2007

Ninjas — they are awesome
Crouched in the shadows deadly
Eating rice and curry.

Everyone knows that racial discrimination doesn’t exist in Malaysia:
“Meanwhile, in Penang, Indian motorists travelling within Seberang Prai should not fear when the police take down their particulars during roadblocks.
State traffic operations chief DSP K. Wari said the police were merely carrying out their duty.
‘Do not be afraid because we will not use the [...]

Salad: Ye sustenance so righteous
Leafy and green and fibrous
I farted.

Jesus.

New category: Joku
Flailing arms wide
The haiku’s retard brother.

I resisted, but the temptation of a Portobello Mushroom burger was too great to ignore. So in I went to the newly-opened Carl’s Jr. at Midvalley.
The staff were friendly and courteous, but not so the prices, which are incredibly offensive — my wallet flinched as I pulled out RM22.50 for a small Portobello Mushroom burger [...]

Here is Malaysia’s Information Minister, Mr Zainuddin Maidin, in a phone interview on news channel Al Jazeera’s live coverage of the BERSIH event, speaking with poise and eloquence that rivals Winston Churchill’s paralyzed left buttock.
In the internationally broadcast interview, Mr Maidin demonstrates his impressive grasp of world geography (“we are Pakistan, we are Burma, we [...]

Threats were made, permits were denied, roads were blocked. Our Prime Minister warned that no good could come out of this, but this afternoon, the people of Malaysia proved him wrong. The BERSIH rally is the largest and most successful demonstration of the people’s will in the country to date. If that’s not a giant [...]