Archive for January, 2008

Ever wondered why typing potty-mouthed messages on your mobile phone is such a pain? You can thank these two Brit clits.

“Irrespective of what others have said, it looks like me, it sounds like me.”
–Lawyer V.K. Lingam

This is a picture of Lingam.
Oh, wait.
It’s a picture of someone who looks like Lingam. I mean, I’ve read literature on the subject of photography and I’ve consulted my experts who said the only way we can determine the authenticity [...]

If you’re not sure, don’t worry. Mr. Creepy here knows what they are. And he understands too. In fact, his vacant, rapist stare seems to belie an understanding of your needs far greater than your own. Such as your subconscious need for surprise butt sex.
Well done, Alliance Bank.

“His position is that it does look like him and sound like him.”
– Datuk V.K. Lingam, via his lawyer R. Thayalan, in response to the Royal Commission’s query as to whether the person seen in the video clip is indeed him.
Well, my position is, if it looks like shit and smells like shit, it’s probably [...]

Two things caught my attention: Macbook Air and the 5 new apps for the iPod Touch.

The Macbook Air is one mind-and-appendage-blowing slice of technology. Lighter than a baby’s fart and thinner than Nicole Ritchie on a diet, this aluminum beauty takes your breath away the moment you lay eyes on it. But once your brain [...]

Steve Jobs’ keynote speech at Macworld is less than 15 hours away, and I’m already wetting my pants. What nom nom nom goodies does el Jobso have for us this time?
The biggest announcement expected is a new Macbook or Macbook Pro. It’s going to be slim and encased in aluminum, sans optical drive. I’m sure [...]

The Japanese police force, to be precise.

Recently Altec Lansing asked if I’d like to review one of their new Upgrader series headphones. I hesitated for a bit, because frankly, I have the audiophile street cred of a chunk of earwax. So after much thought, I decided to do the right thing and tell Altec Lansing that while I appreciate the opportunity, [...]