Archive for March, 2008

Smello

I’m not quite sure I buy the whole bathroom deodorant spray deal.
You know, you walk in right after a colleague and find he’s laced the entire stall with Glade Mountain Breeze. To cover up the fact that he just took a dump the size of Pakistan and left no survivors.
It’s supposed to soften the reality [...]

Posted by Kurt on March 29th, 2008

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Bloganzayabbadabbadoo

I’m a bit late – OK, very late – but I had such a great time I’m posting this for posterity:
I attended a blogger gathering two months ago (I think. Crap I’m getting old.) hosted by Allmalaysia.info, an initiative spearheaded by Mike under The Star banner which is really a thinly veiled excuse to give [...]

Posted by Kurt on March 25th, 2008

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Happy Easter

We all know Jesus wins. But ever wondered how he did it? The secret is speed, agility and a few well-timed Cross Smashes.

P.S. Jehovah is the key.

Posted by Kurt on March 23rd, 2008

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1-UP!

I’m totally loving my new Nikon D40. Because it’s “obsolete”, I bought it cheap with one of the best kit lenses around. It’s light, super sturdy, and more importantly, takes awesome pictures.

Mario approves.

Posted by Kurt on March 20th, 2008

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Dumbass Quote of the Day

The mainstream Malaysian newspapers are full of quotes from Ministers urging people to do stuff. That’s all these Ministers seem to do. Urge. “Deputy Urinary System Minister Ackbar urges the public to always remain in full control of their bladder activity at all times, ever.” “Prime Minister Abdurra Bodonkey urges party members to not shit [...]

Posted by Kurt on March 14th, 2008

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Today, I Voted.

It’s my first time, and the process was much easier than I expected. I walked out feeling good for doing my part.

I voted Opposition. No, I’m not anti-government. What I am is anti-incompetence, anti-corruption, anti-racial discrimination. The day the ruling party demonstrates that they are committed to running a competent, clean, fair and accountable [...]

Posted by Kurt on March 8th, 2008

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