Archive for May, 2008
Chuck Norris? Pfft. Say Hello to Raja Petra.
He’s the mannest man this side of the planet. While others merely talk, RPK talks AND walks, while puffing a cigar. And it’s making some people in the 4th Floor shit their pants standing. So what do they do? Why, the tried and true “slap him with a bogus charge and put him behind bars” [...]
GABAN! Woo Too Too!
No one I know who grew up in the 80s seems to remember Gaban. So I try to jog their memories by singing the Gaban action song, which goes like this: Dai d-d-dai d-d-dai d-d-dai d-d-GABAN! Woo too too! Which never fails to remind them that I am a complete dork. Come on, tell me [...]