Archive for June, 2008

According to some folks, the blog seems a little too cranky lately. So to balance things out a bit, I present to you this:

Just ignore the sappy shit at the end.

Prepare for a month of epic lulz.

George Carlin is dead.
What a sad, sad day for humanity. In remembrance, here’s the original routine that made George Carlin a living (well, until yesterday) legend.

Pic via Charleston City Paper
As for me, I’ll remember him every time I pull out my shit-this-is-heavy compilation of “An Orgy of George“, and watch his many HBO specials.
Good riddance, [...]

What the fuck is up with Malaysian drivers today? Almost all of them drive like the law doesn’t exist. They drive like they’re in Grand Theft Auto. And on many occasions I’ve been tempted to plant a Grand Theft Auto style baseball bat in their fucking faces for being complete assholes and a danger to [...]

Do you take the LRT every day? Well, I take the LRT every day too. And it’s wonderful, isn’t it, the 2 minutes each day when it actually fucking works? I reach my office only 3 hours late. Amazing! But it’s the people on the train that really ruin the experience for me. To be [...]

If you’re a fan of Evangelion like I am, you might be excited to know that part one of the enhanced version of the series, Evangelion 1.0, is hitting the big screen at Cineleisure Damansara next month.

How NOT to prepare sashimi.
Nothing quite beats watching AT Fields, berserker battles and Asuka’s skirt unfold across 20 feet [...]

WUT? Only 3G, aGPS and new back covers? Still no MMS, A2DP or copy/paste? Geez, talk about letdown. It’s like meeting Pamela Anderson in person and finding out the only thing interesting about her is her plastic tits. Oh wait.