Archive for June, 2008

Are you ready? I said are you READYYYYYYY???

…is chillin’. Have a great weekend everyone.

You know when you run to the public toilet for an emergency dump and find the toilet seat cover down? Take the dump right there on the seat cover. Because lifting the lid is just not worth the risk. “Better the devil you know, than whatever the fuck it is lurking under the lid,” is [...]

But what I don’t welcome is paying obscene taxes for my car and toll fees every fucking where I go. Fix these two, and I’m more than happy to pay market rates for petrol. Fat chance of that happening though. These are the same cuntbags who promised in their 2008 election manifesto that petrol prices [...]

But it’s pretty close. Nothing says “Hey, you’re an asshole!” better than a gift of asshole-shaped confection wrapped in a nice white box of contempt.

He-Man the Movie coming? Based on a good, non-cheesy script? That doesn’t fuck with the original mythology? YES YES YES YESSSEAHOOOOOOO!!!!! Not that I’m a fanboy or anything.

I could be retired now, at age 27. If my mother hadn’t decided 15 years ago that I was getting too old for Bumblebee, Lion-O and co. and slam-dunked the lot in the trash when we moved house. She grossly underestimated my inner kid, which is immortal. Have you seen how much first editions of [...]