July 30, 2008
Posted by Kurt
I watched Hancock a couple weeks back, despite having this feeling that it would suck (OMG A WILL SMITH MOVIE THAT SUCKS??! NO WAY!!!). But to my surprise, it was good! For the first half. After that, it went downhill like a flaming turd on wheels. I should have just read this abridged version of [...]
July 25, 2008
Posted by Kurt
When it comes to names that shouldn’t be heard with a mouth full of hot coffee, we Asians are tops in the “Sounds like bodily fluids, functions and assorted orifices” category, but the Westerners are totally crushing us in the “Sounds like a cool name for a rock band” category, with such winners as Sex [...]
July 18, 2008
Posted by Kurt
Sure, you saw the premiere ahead of me. Go ahead and brag while you can, because tomorrow, I’ll be watching The Dark Knight the way God intended: On IMAX. Suck that! This has helped my preparation for the nipple-exploding experience that is to come: It helps get you into the mood. Update: Jeebus, if you [...]
July 17, 2008
Posted by Kurt
After watching this TED talk by Richard Dawkins, I felt a sense of humility and wonderment. It could very well be the beer, but I doubt it because I didn’t have any.
July 16, 2008
Posted by Kurt
Shit happens, but when it does have no fear – Little Jack Shit is here! Introducing the amazing Shit Box. It’s a box you can shit in, anytime, anywhere. It’s a winner. IKEA, you getting a load of this? I’ll stuff the cart at 10 bucks for 4. In preparation for those frivolous police roadblocks [...]
July 15, 2008
Posted by Kurt
“…police roadblocks have proven to be an effective method in helping to curtail anti government activities which could threaten national security.” –Kuala Lumpur Police Chief Muhammad Sabtu Osman Yeah, anti government activities that could threaten national security, such as trying to get the fuck on time for work.
Posted by Kurt
Oh yeah.
July 11, 2008
Posted by Kurt
It’s WAY more entertaining than the movie itself: Sex & Nudity A man and a young woman have sex on a kitchen countertop: she is wearing a skirt, no shirt and a bra that reveals cleavage, the woman’s bare thighs and the man’s bare buttocks and thighs are shown, we hear a lot of groaning [...]
