Archive for August, 2008

Found: The LOLdance

The dance at 0:53 is absolutely riot. Imagine a flashmob dancing to this! And the LOLs that will ensue! And the cops who will pursue!
Pai pai pai, cincilori! Pai pai pai, cincilori!

Posted by Kurt on August 29th, 2008

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Phones of the Future

When it comes to mobile phones, Japan is years ahead of the rest of the world. While in Malaysia and most parts of the world Sony Ericsson’s current top-of-the-line camphone is the 5 megapixel C902, Japan has, well, EVERYTHING: Large, delicious OLED screens, 5 megapixel cameras with 3x OPTICAL ZOOM, barcode scanners, digital wallets, Sayaka [...]

Posted by Kurt on August 25th, 2008

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Enrique Iglesias… Charming

But holy crap, listen to THAT. He would make Simon Cowell cry. Hell, I’M crying, and so is the neighbor’s cat. I was about to wish you a good weekend, but I don’t think there’s a chance of that now.

Posted by Kurt on August 23rd, 2008

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The Real Reason We Watch The Olympics

via Cool Photos
Moments like these that warm the cockles of your heart.

Posted by Kurt on August 22nd, 2008

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Nasi Lemak Wrap. WTF.

Dude A: Eh Saiful, boss is asking we to tink up new produk for dis month promosyen wei.
Dude B: Adoi susah. Wat produk we do dis time le. We already do nasi lemak, egg wrap, bubur and mee maggi.
Dude A: I pun duno la, las time we brainstorm kan, we combine the sos wit the [...]

Posted by Kurt on August 21st, 2008

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Japanese Tourist Visa Requirements: Tighter Than a Frigid Virgin’s Vajayjay

They need written, certified documentation for everything. Bank statements, guarantee letters, a detailed account of manga read since puberty, list of dubbed Doraemon episodes watched, number of Sayaka Ando pictures collected etc etc INCLUDING proof of my status as a copywriter, as a tourist, as a human, as a mammal.
Thank you, you overstaying Malaysian scumbags [...]

Posted by Kurt on August 18th, 2008

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My Sexy, Slim New Companion

Alright, I already have a sexy, slim new companion i.e. my wife, but I am referring to the Sony Ericsson C902, and I offer you a one word review: AWESOME.

What, not enough? Do I need to mention the deliciously sexy design, the solid metal build, the perfectly adequate 5 megapixel camera, or the super slick [...]

Posted by Kurt on August 16th, 2008

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Oh Lawd

If watching this video doesn’t make you laugh, you probably have no soul, or are a certain pastor in my church. I could hardly contain my bowels.
The star of this video is televangelist Robert Tilton, author of the best-seller “How to Pay Your Bills Supernaturally.”

Posted by Kurt on August 15th, 2008

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