October 31, 2008
Posted by Kurt
Of course Justice is not dead in Malaysia — she’s just out giving our politicians a hand-job. Get used to eating shitcake, fellow Malaysians. He’s going to be PM.
October 30, 2008
Posted by Kurt
I’ve been thinking about updating. I swear. It feels like I haven’t updated forever – the stuck in a lift with a full bladder and bursting anus kind of forever. I’ve been slammed with work and domestic chores. But I will be right back. You can bet your left nipple on it (but only if [...]
October 24, 2008
Posted by Kurt
“I loved that he cleaned up after himself before leaving an ice cream shop in Wapello, Iowa. He didn’t have to. The event was over and the press had left. He is used to taking care of things himself and I think this is one of the qualities that makes Obama different from so many [...]
October 21, 2008
Posted by Kurt
Today I had the opportunity to indulge in a little social experiment. While walking back from lunch, I was approached by a man seemingly in distress. As the usual story goes, it was an emergency, and he needed some money. Well, haven’t I heard that before. His name was Saravanan. His tale of woe was [...]
Posted by Kurt
Service in Malaysia can be quite shit, so it’s important to acknowledge and encourage those who do a good job. They’re a rarity. My August electricity bill came 15 times the usual, and I’ve been spending the last couple of months trying to contact my local Kedai Tenaga to fix the error – no one [...]
October 16, 2008
Posted by Kurt
The extended cut:
October 14, 2008
Posted by Kurt
Don Quijote is a chain discount store in Japan that sells everything from brussel sprouts to anime figures to simulated vagina cups. Haha ok. I was just kidding about the brussel sprouts. … Let’s just say vagina cups are popular in Japan. Anyway, the store is known with various levels of affection among the locals [...]
October 11, 2008
Posted by Kurt
They had to drag me flailing out of Tokyo. Pleasant people, great weather, punctual trains, fantastic food, hot girls in ridiculously short skirts on every corner (but of course my wife is always a degree hotter than any girl) – it’s absolutely the best place on earth. But alas, I’m back in KL, and I [...]
