Archive for November, 2008

One of the terrorists in the Mumbai attacks. Via indiatimes
It’s not some bearded, skullcapped geezer. It’s a young, brainwashed asshole with a monobrow.
Unlike 9/11, there was a clear warning that these attacks would happen. And yet, it happened.

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Tiddy Bear, whose name – and this is such a coincidence – rhymes with Titty, officially has the best job in the world international. Sure, he may occasionally find himself between a dude’s moist man boobs, but it’s a tit for tat world out there. He should count his blessings, [...]

It pays to keep abreast of things like these. Especially in these hard, hard times.

Yesterday evening some dipshit broke into my car parked at the lrt station, smashing both front windows in the process. His bounty? A big can of FAIL. Because I don’t keep any valuables in the car. I have to LOL in his general direction. He can’t even steal right. Also, this is his second time [...]

Barack Obama. First black President, first Mac President.
Also first world leader to be pure WIN in the Kurtlow.com Book of Pure WIN – now available in Tall, Venti or Grande.

This is a pretty accurate reproduction of my reaction to Obama’s win. Except I was in the office with my boss in front of me.
Watch the rest of it here.

“It is possible for anyone from a minority group to be a nation’s leader, even in Malaysia.”
– Abdullah Ahmad Badawi
What flavor Kool-Aid is he drinking, and where can I get some?
Maybe he’s testing the waters for a career in stand up comedy when he retires. It’s about time someone gave Harith Iskandar a run for [...]

Note to readers: This video is NSFW because it features Mike Rowe, who is too awesome for your boss.
Note to self: No more bitching about your job. And stay away from Mike Rowe.