Archive for December, 2008

via cuteoverload
Enjoy this awww-inducing picture, but do not overindulge.
It is not beyond these devious creatures to break the limb of their young and encase it in a cute pink cast to distract you from the nuclear device that is nearing completion in your basement.

C is for Christmas… but also Cookie Monster. That is fortunate, because otherwise this Christmas post would be irrelevant.
Merry Christmas!

BUTTER CHICKEN!!!1

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After 8 years of defying all logic and decency, in his retirement, George Bush moves on to defying physics.

You know those douchebags who sport random Chinese character tattoos thinking it’s cool and exotic? Tattoos that carry such deep meanings as “air conditioner” and “prostitute”?
These German scientists just showed them how cool and exotic is really done. By putting this elegant Chinese poem on their scientific journal’s cover.
Only by “elegant Chinese poem” they mean [...]

Unlike other people who casually throw out baseless, malicious and delicious accusations, I have damning evidence:

I assure you this source is reliable, because it also accused me of writing like a man, which turned out to be extremely true (I put my hands in my pants to check).

So it is without bias that I say [...]

I believe this is the future of history as a class subject, which is way cooler than its present form as a sleeping aid:

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the [...]