January 31, 2009
Posted by Kurt
First, check for swords sticking out of your ribs. If there are none, and the pain feels like someone’s pinching your ribs with a pair of pliers, check to see if someone’s pinching your ribs with a pair of pliers. If no one’s around, you’re probably experiencing Precordial Catch Syndrome. Although not much is known [...]
January 25, 2009
Posted by Kurt
It’s my first CNY as a married person! Which means that I get many fantastic privileges! Such as buying snacks and foodstuff for friends and family who frankly have no idea what to do with 20 boxes of pineapple tarts! And giving away all my money in decorative red packets to non-married persons who are [...]
January 18, 2009
Posted by Kurt
Maple-Bacon Lollipops. Maple. Bacon. Lollipops. MAPLE-BACON LOLLIPOPS peeeple!!! USD30.30 for a dozen shipped. But at the crazy exchange rate now, it’s just too little suck for the buck. I have to pass, with plenty of wailing and gnashing of teeth.
January 8, 2009
Posted by Kurt
High two! Apparently, Paris Hilton can only count to two.
January 2, 2009
Posted by Kurt
It’s a new year! And what a great way to start it by being tailgated. Reminds me of every day last year. This time it was a Smart car driven by a dumb ass on the highway. He probably thinks he’s safe driving like a douchebag because hey, the Smart car has crumple zones! Sure [...]
