Archive for January, 2009

Ever Felt This Sudden Excruciating Pain In Your Left Chest And Thought You Were Going to Die?

First, check for swords sticking out of your ribs. If there are none, and the pain feels like someone’s pinching your ribs with a pair of pliers, check to see if someone’s pinching your ribs with a pair of pliers. If no one’s around, you’re probably experiencing Precordial Catch Syndrome.
Although not much is known about [...]

Posted by Kurt on January 31st, 2009

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Chinese New Year!!

It’s my first CNY as a married person! Which means that I get many fantastic privileges! Such as buying snacks and foodstuff for friends and family who frankly have no idea what to do with 20 boxes of pineapple tarts! And giving away all my money in decorative red packets to non-married persons who are [...]

Posted by Kurt on January 25th, 2009

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Dope on a Stick

Maple-Bacon Lollipops.
Maple. Bacon. Lollipops.
MAPLE-BACON LOLLIPOPS peeeple!!!
USD30.30 for a dozen shipped. But at the crazy exchange rate now, it’s just too little suck for the buck.
I have to pass, with plenty of wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by Kurt on January 18th, 2009

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Paris Hilton: “I’ve Only Done It With a Couple of Men”

High two!
Apparently, Paris Hilton can only count to two.

Posted by Kurt on January 8th, 2009

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New Year, Old Rage

It’s a new year! And what a great way to start it by being tailgated. Reminds me of every day last year. This time it was a Smart car driven by a dumb ass on the highway. He probably thinks he’s safe driving like a douchebag because hey, the Smart car has crumple zones! Sure [...]

Posted by Kurt on January 2nd, 2009

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