February 24, 2009
Posted by Kurt
How Hitler Lost the War
He ended a sentence with a preposition. I LOLed so hard I think I split my infinitives.
These are the posts from February 2009
February 22, 2009
Posted by Kurt
Wall Street Fighter
FORE-CLO-SURE! SONIC BLOOMBERG! This amateur video is 9000 times more entertaining than the latest turdpile Hollywood is calling Street Fighter. It’s not hard to make a Street Fighter movie, folks: RYU + KEN + CHUN-LI X HADOKENS + SHORYUKENS = PROFIT
February 18, 2009
Posted by Kurt
Girly Man: A New Challenger Appears
Go on, tuts my barreh.
February 17, 2009
Posted by Kurt
The Curious Case of Sylvester Stallone
My goal is simple when I reach 62: To look like Sylvester Stallone’s armpits.
February 16, 2009
Posted by Kurt
The Rape of My Childhood Memories Continues
“What if Ducktales was real,” wonders the creator of this video, “and how can I turn this wonderful cartoon into an 80s kid’s nightmare, just like what Michael Bay did to Transformers, but with better music?” What next, Doogie Howser is gay? Wait what – he IS?? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
February 10, 2009
Posted by Kurt
Pepsi Goes Full Retard With New Logo
The 70s called. It wants its dildos back. So apparently Pepsi’s sales has been tanking in relation to its competitors. What does management do? Pay an agency millions of dollars to “energize” the established, iconic logo of course! Because we all know the solution to declining marketshare is not better marketing and PR – it’s [...]
