Archive for February, 2009

How Hitler Lost the War

He ended a sentence with a preposition.
I LOLed so hard I think I split my infinitives.

Posted by Kurt on February 24th, 2009

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Wall Street Fighter

FORE-CLO-SURE! SONIC BLOOMBERG! This amateur video is 9000 times more entertaining than the latest turdpile Hollywood is calling Street Fighter. It’s not hard to make a Street Fighter movie, folks:
RYU + KEN + CHUN-LI X HADOKENS + SHORYUKENS = PROFIT

Posted by Kurt on February 22nd, 2009

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Girly Man: A New Challenger Appears

Go on, tuts my barreh.

Posted by Kurt on February 18th, 2009

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The Curious Case of Sylvester Stallone

My goal is simple when I reach 62: To look like Sylvester Stallone’s armpits.

Posted by Kurt on February 17th, 2009

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The Rape of My Childhood Memories Continues

“What if Ducktales was real,” wonders the creator of this video, “and how can I turn this wonderful cartoon into an 80s kid’s nightmare, just like what Michael Bay did to Transformers, but with better music?”

What next, Doogie Howser is gay?
Wait what – he IS??
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Posted by Kurt on February 16th, 2009

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Pepsi Goes Full Retard With New Logo

The 70s called. It wants its dildos back.
So apparently Pepsi’s sales has been tanking in relation to its competitors. What does management do? Pay an agency millions of dollars to “energize” the established, iconic logo of course! Because we all know the solution to declining marketshare is not better marketing and PR – it’s a [...]

Posted by Kurt on February 10th, 2009

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