Archive for April, 2009

The News… Autotuned

It. Is. Beautiful. I want to live in an autotuned world. In that world Cher and Sean Kingston would cease to exist.

Posted by Kurt on April 24th, 2009

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SOMEONE GIVE THIS WOMAN A DAMN BOWL OF SHARK FIN SOUP ALREADY

Posted by Kurt on April 10th, 2009

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Gadget Condoms

I’m still trying to wrap my brain around this waffle of a mystery. This mystery exists in my mind as a row of giant white capital letters, lit up by bright pink neon lights and fitted with fluffy shiny blonde toupees, the kind best suited to giant white capital letters.
The letters spell a question: Why [...]

Posted by Kurt on April 1st, 2009

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