Archive for July, 2009

The upcoming model will squirt moisturizer on your face after 2 minutes, for extra facial hydration.

Pic unrelated. Somewhat.
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This is how I aced my driving test on the first try. Pfft, by 17 I already had 7 years of driving experience under my belt so it’s hardly a surprise.

For the last 2 months or so I’ve been spending my Sunday afternoons beating up my friends. Over and over again. Really once you get past the initial inhibitions it’s a lot of fun.

The medium? Street Fighter IV. (I haven’t figured out what the large is.)

Besides myself, the Street Fighter Sunday Club as we call [...]

Jeremy Clarkson calls my car rubbish. He’s being unsually kind.

Tragic.

Apparently it involves *bleep*.