Archive for July, 2009

Shake Weight. Also Known As “You Might As Well Just Give Him a Blowjob.”

The upcoming model will squirt moisturizer on your face after 2 minutes, for extra facial hydration.

Posted by Kurt on July 29th, 2009

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Cherry-Popping Services

Pic unrelated. Somewhat.
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Posted by Kurt on July 23rd, 2009

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Any 80s Kids Remember This From Your Childhood?

via sevennationarmy
This is how I aced my driving test on the first try. Pfft, by 17 I already had 7 years of driving experience under my belt so it’s hardly a surprise.

Posted by Kurt on July 20th, 2009

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Street Fighter Sunday And a Birthday

For the last 2 months or so I’ve been spending my Sunday afternoons beating up my friends. Over and over again. Really once you get past the initial inhibitions it’s a lot of fun.

The medium? Street Fighter IV. (I haven’t figured out what the large is.)

Besides myself, the Street Fighter Sunday Club as we call [...]

Posted by Kurt on July 16th, 2009

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“This Is a Car You Drive With a Long Face”

Jeremy Clarkson calls my car rubbish. He’s being unsually kind.

Posted by Kurt on July 9th, 2009

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Hitler Finds Out Michael Jackson Has Died

Tragic.

Posted by Kurt on July 7th, 2009

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The Count’s Other Obsession

Apparently it involves *bleep*.

Posted by Kurt on July 4th, 2009

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