July 29, 2009
Posted by Kurt
Shake Weight. Also Known As “You Might As Well Just Give Him a Blowjob.”
The upcoming model will squirt moisturizer on your face after 2 minutes, for extra facial hydration.
These are the posts from July 2009
July 23, 2009
Posted by Kurt
Cherry-Popping Services
Pic unrelated. Somewhat. Are you a woman resigned to your perpetual virginity? Mr. Calm from Virginity Loss Support can help! A wedding day is the day every woman reaches her happiness. But in losing your virginity, there is no guarantee that every woman will reach that same kind of happiness. Some women are simply afraid [...]
July 20, 2009
Posted by Kurt
Any 80s Kids Remember This From Your Childhood?
via sevennationarmy This is how I aced my driving test on the first try. Pfft, by 17 I already had 7 years of driving experience under my belt so it’s hardly a surprise.
July 16, 2009
Posted by Kurt
Street Fighter Sunday And a Birthday
For the last 2 months or so I’ve been spending my Sunday afternoons beating up my friends. Over and over again. Really once you get past the initial inhibitions it’s a lot of fun. The medium? Street Fighter IV. (I haven’t figured out what the large is.) Besides myself, the Street Fighter Sunday Club as [...]
July 9, 2009
Posted by Kurt
“This Is a Car You Drive With a Long Face”
Jeremy Clarkson calls my car rubbish. He’s being unsually kind.
July 7, 2009
Posted by Kurt
Hitler Finds Out Michael Jackson Has Died
Tragic.
July 4, 2009
Posted by Kurt
The Count’s Other Obsession
Apparently it involves *bleep*.
