Archive for November, 2009
You Can’t Beat This Bird
Sure, your bird can shoot stuff and twirl around like a helicopter, but can it make camera shutter noises or mimic a chainsaw?
Kraaabi
So a couple of weeks back my wife and I went on my company trip to Krabi, my first beach outing since Dr Mahatir discovered the wonders of labeling your enemy a sodomite in a largely conservative Muslim country.
We flew AirAsia, which sucked harder than I expected. I kept hearing about the legendary nasi lemak [...]
Dirty Household Cleaners
They’re cute and bubbly and a bit creepy.
Mondays.
You never get used to it.
Stare At Boobs, Live Longer
I’ll be off to Krabi tomorrow for the weekend, but I leave you with good news:
According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women’s breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.
“Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics [...]