March 23, 2007
Posted by Kurt
A Soothing Wine Soak For Your Testicles, Sir?

Hopefully, this will erase Megatron’s face from your mind.
“Or a penis mud-pack? We do both. Actually, we do everything, if you catch our drift. Oh these? These are my tits sir; don’t pay them any attention. Unless you want to. Yes, you can touch them. For only 3000 Yen more, they will also talk dirty to your penis.”
Is there any reason left NOT to go to Japan?
The answer is “yes”, but those are stupid reasons.






6 Comments
March 23, 2007
how much is 3000 yen here? how bout the vagina? 3000 yen also?
March 23, 2007
oh , i love sayaka ando too …
March 23, 2007
Japan? With their soiled panties sold in vending machines? I’m there! (Oh btw Kurt you have a new fan! Guess who! xD)
March 24, 2007
it would be dreadful to get mud up your peehole, methinks.
March 24, 2007
*faints*
Yes, I’ve always wanted to go to Japan!
*faints again*
March 26, 2007
FACIALS! For your penis.
I’ve always wanted to say that.
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