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A Soothing Wine Soak For Your Testicles, Sir?

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Hopefully, this will erase Megatron’s face from your mind.

“Or a penis mud-pack? We do both. Actually, we do everything, if you catch our drift. Oh these? These are my tits sir; don’t pay them any attention. Unless you want to. Yes, you can touch them. For only 3000 Yen more, they will also talk dirty to your penis.”

Is there any reason left NOT to go to Japan?

The answer is “yes”, but those are stupid reasons.

This entry was posted on Friday, March 23rd, 2007 at 5:15 pm and is filed under Hit and Run. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.

6 Responses to “A Soothing Wine Soak For Your Testicles, Sir?”

  1. ermerm Says:
    March 23rd, 2007 at 7:44 pm

    how much is 3000 yen here? how bout the vagina? 3000 yen also?

  2. jasonphoon Says:
    March 23rd, 2007 at 8:06 pm

    oh , i love sayaka ando too …

  3. Ponies and Rainbows Says:
    March 23rd, 2007 at 11:21 pm

    Japan? With their soiled panties sold in vending machines? I’m there! (Oh btw Kurt you have a new fan! Guess who! xD)

  4. hedonistics anonymous Says:
    March 24th, 2007 at 10:53 am

    it would be dreadful to get mud up your peehole, methinks.

  5. Dabido (Teflon) Says:
    March 24th, 2007 at 5:58 pm

    *faints*

    Yes, I’ve always wanted to go to Japan!

    *faints again*

  6. Kurt Says:
    March 26th, 2007 at 9:21 am

    FACIALS! For your penis.

    I’ve always wanted to say that.