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March 23, 2007
Posted by Kurt

A Soothing Wine Soak For Your Testicles, Sir?

sayakaando.jpg

Hopefully, this will erase Megatron’s face from your mind.

“Or a penis mud-pack? We do both. Actually, we do everything, if you catch our drift. Oh these? These are my tits sir; don’t pay them any attention. Unless you want to. Yes, you can touch them. For only 3000 Yen more, they will also talk dirty to your penis.”

Is there any reason left NOT to go to Japan?

The answer is “yes”, but those are stupid reasons.

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6 Comments

ermerm
March 23, 2007

how much is 3000 yen here? how bout the vagina? 3000 yen also?

jasonphoon
March 23, 2007

oh , i love sayaka ando too …

Ponies and Rainbows
March 23, 2007

Japan? With their soiled panties sold in vending machines? I’m there! (Oh btw Kurt you have a new fan! Guess who! xD)

hedonistics anonymous
March 24, 2007

it would be dreadful to get mud up your peehole, methinks.

Dabido (Teflon)
March 24, 2007

*faints*

Yes, I’ve always wanted to go to Japan!

*faints again*

Kurt
March 26, 2007

FACIALS! For your penis.

I’ve always wanted to say that.

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