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Sure, you saw the premiere ahead of me. Go ahead and brag while you can, because tomorrow, I’ll be watching The Dark Knight the way God intended: On IMAX. Suck that!
This has helped my preparation for the nipple-exploding experience that is to come:

It helps get you into the mood.
Update: Jeebus, if you haven’t seen The [...]

Prepare for a month of epic lulz.

George Carlin is dead.
What a sad, sad day for humanity. In remembrance, here’s the original routine that made George Carlin a living (well, until yesterday) legend.

Pic via Charleston City Paper
As for me, I’ll remember him every time I pull out my shit-this-is-heavy compilation of “An Orgy of George“, and watch his many HBO specials.
Good riddance, [...]

Panties, they are not mine
Only width, white and shine
Now with more uh-oh
Kurtlow.com 2.0

While I meddle about the blog.

And may prosperity find your home easily, with Google Earth.

Now that we’ve got one foot in the door of 2008, let us hurl ourselves fully into it for great success. Or great fail to everyone else’s lulz. Meanwhile, cheers! *burp*

I had to dodge the “So When Are You Getting Married??!!” question approximately 253 times from various relatives this year, but the ang pows more than made up for it. Also, shoving my fingers into my ears and shouting “LALALALALALA!!!” helped. I’ll be off tomorrow to Langkawi for the 2007 Ironman Langkawi Triathlon (which my [...]