August 17, 2010
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Pardon my appearance
While I change into some new clothes. Yes, you may peek. But only this once.
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July 18, 2008
Posted by Kurt
Dark Knight On The Max
Sure, you saw the premiere ahead of me. Go ahead and brag while you can, because tomorrow, I’ll be watching The Dark Knight the way God intended: On IMAX. Suck that! This has helped my preparation for the nipple-exploding experience that is to come: It helps get you into the mood. Update: Jeebus, if you [...]
June 29, 2008
Posted by Kurt
Malaysia: Circling the Drain Just That Bit Faster
Prepare for a month of epic lulz.
June 23, 2008
Posted by Kurt
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits!
George Carlin is dead. What a sad, sad day for humanity. In remembrance, here’s the original routine that made George Carlin a living (well, until yesterday) legend. Pic via Charleston City Paper As for me, I’ll remember him every time I pull out my shit-this-is-heavy compilation of “An Orgy of George“, and watch his many [...]
May 17, 2008
Posted by Kurt
New Clothes
Panties, they are not mine Only width, white and shine Now with more uh-oh Kurtlow.com 2.0
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Pardon the Appearance
While I meddle about the blog.
February 6, 2008
Posted by Kurt
Happy Chinese New Year
And may prosperity find your home easily, with Google Earth.
January 1, 2008
Posted by Kurt
Happy 2008 You Guys and Girls
Now that we’ve got one foot in the door of 2008, let us hurl ourselves fully into it for great success. Or great fail to everyone else’s lulz. Meanwhile, cheers! *burp*
