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Happy Halloween, ghouls and ghoulettes.

I still haven’t really figured out this whole blogging thing. Often, I sit down on my bed and wonder: “Why am I sitting on my bed?” Then I go back to sleep, on the floor. But blogging has certainly enhanced my life in many tangible, meaningful ways: (30 second pause) Yeah. Anyways, I have added [...]

I’m NOT sorry.

Kurt is back. Run for your lives, or if you’re pro, for the money. Pictures of tanned muscular semi naked demi gods pushing their bodies to the limit coming soon. TONS of pictures. For now, I only want sweet sleep. Oh wait. I’m at work.

I’ve just landed in Langkawi for the annual Ironman Triathlon. Typing this in the Media Room in the hotel. It’s my first visit to the island, although I’ve been to Perhentian once. I seem to be AM the only Asian here. Updates will be sporadic for next 6 days, but I’ll post a full entry [...]

The last couple of days I have been receiving a deluge of emails (total: 0) from concerned readers who want to know if I have been gnawed to death by a pack of wild chipmunks, so they can go out and celebrate. Also, they want to know why I have not updated the blog in [...]

Contrary to popular belief, and by popular I mean mine, Parveen is a GIRL’S name. Ms. Parveen would like to clarify that it was not her fault that Mr. Wong has a girlfriend named Micheal, and that she did not, at any time, drink while writing the article. Which is great, but I think she [...]

Did you know that it’s the Sultan of Selangor’s birthday today, and that tomorrow will be a public holiday? Well, my wireless router does. The cretin decided to go to hell on vacation today, leaving me to borrow a laptop and hang about in Starbucks looking like a trendy young professional crafting a multi-million dollar [...]