January 1, 2010
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Heyyyy What’s That New Year Doing In Here?
I didn’t order any! And I’m not paying for it.
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November 25, 2009
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You Can’t Beat This Bird
Sure, your bird can shoot stuff and twirl around like a helicopter, but can it make camera shutter noises or mimic a chainsaw?
November 5, 2009
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Stare At Boobs, Live Longer
I’ll be off to Krabi tomorrow for the weekend, but I leave you with good news: According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women’s breasts in fact prolong their lives with years. “Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a [...]
September 12, 2009
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Sonofabitch
I’m with my wife waiting at a traffic light, on the way to fetch my dad to KL Sentral. This road has an exit for a u-turn on the right, but it’s only accessible if there are no cars ahead stopped at the traffic light. I happen to be halfway past the u-turn exit because [...]
July 16, 2009
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Street Fighter Sunday And a Birthday
For the last 2 months or so I’ve been spending my Sunday afternoons beating up my friends. Over and over again. Really once you get past the initial inhibitions it’s a lot of fun. The medium? Street Fighter IV. (I haven’t figured out what the large is.) Besides myself, the Street Fighter Sunday Club as [...]
June 26, 2009
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The King of Pop is Dead
The internet community reacts: The smooth criminal finally beat it. It’s a hereditary heart condition. Apparently it was in his Billy Gene. Oh suuure. Rich white lady dies of a heart attack and the media is all over it. What if this was a black man? Apparently he died of food poisoning after eating a [...]
February 16, 2009
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The Rape of My Childhood Memories Continues
“What if Ducktales was real,” wonders the creator of this video, “and how can I turn this wonderful cartoon into an 80s kid’s nightmare, just like what Michael Bay did to Transformers, but with better music?” What next, Doogie Howser is gay? Wait what – he IS?? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
January 31, 2009
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Ever Felt This Sudden Excruciating Pain In Your Left Chest And Thought You Were Going to Die?
First, check for swords sticking out of your ribs. If there are none, and the pain feels like someone’s pinching your ribs with a pair of pliers, check to see if someone’s pinching your ribs with a pair of pliers. If no one’s around, you’re probably experiencing Precordial Catch Syndrome. Although not much is known [...]
