June 3, 2010
Posted by Kurt
It’s been a pitifully long while since a homophobic religious bigot made me laugh this hard. This Pastor Martin Ssempa guy, he’s a keeper. His in-depth knowledge of the art of eating DA POO POO and FEESTING is exemplary. No doubt he has spent many, many years gathering all this information firsthand. Because he’s been [...]
March 24, 2010
Posted by Kurt
Does your vagina have a nickname? If it doesn’t, be inspired here (scroll down and click the “Tell us what you call yours” button). Disco Flaps comes across as fun and exciting, but she’s probably a slut. Fatata, while deliciously onomatopoeic, doesn’t taste as good as she sounds. I’m partial to Anastasia von Beaverhousen – [...]
March 17, 2010
Posted by Kurt
By Jeremy Clarkson: As we know, one man once got on one plane in a pair of exploding hiking boots and as a result everyone else in the entire world is now forced to strip naked at airports and hand over their toiletries to a man in a high-visibility jacket. In other words, the behaviour [...]
March 10, 2010
Posted by Kurt
David may be the “King”, but if you saw at him at the finale yesterday, you’d be forgiven if you thought he was an emaciated homeless man who wandered on stage. It was quite a disturbing sight. He was literally half the man he once was, dropping over half his body weight in 5 months. [...]
December 5, 2009
Posted by Kurt
Call it a hunch, but if there’s any abuse going on in this family, it’s probably from him. I’m supposed to be able to take 26 of these runts in a fight. If they’re all stacked like this, I’m fucked.
November 5, 2009
Posted by Kurt
I’ll be off to Krabi tomorrow for the weekend, but I leave you with good news: According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women’s breasts in fact prolong their lives with years. “Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a [...]
October 30, 2009
Posted by Kurt
Who shares her secrets on how to move your “A cups to CC cup.”
October 22, 2009
Posted by Kurt
Kanye can suck my balls. THIS is the best video of all time.
