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Cherry-Popping Services

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
Pic unrelated. Somewhat.

Are you a woman resigned to your perpetual virginity? Mr. Calm from Virginity Loss Support can help!

A wedding day is the day every woman reaches her happiness. But in losing your virginity, there is no guarantee that every woman will reach that same kind of happiness. Some women are simply afraid of losing their virginity. My nickname is “Calm”and I have enough experience to help you happily lose your virginity without any regrets.

His cherry-popping services are absolutely FREE! That’s because all he wants in this world is to see you happy. Happy and with a thoroughly torn hymen. What a generous guy.

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3 Responses to “Cherry-Popping Services”

  1. Infectioner Says:
    July 24th, 2009 at 1:42 am

    you’re doing a great job in raping my eyes and my laptop

    [how else can i get you to come back again and again? –k]

  2. Shira Says:
    July 24th, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    I suppose this is a career every guy wishes he had. >__>

    [You suppose????????? –k]

  3. jamez Says:
    July 24th, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    Kurt why are you dressed like that? :P

    eh that’s an awesome career! Though the picture just ruined it.

    [What else am I supposed to do with my Kenny Sia costume? –k]

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