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Diddles

Q: How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

A: You lift up his kilt, and if you see a Quarter Pounder underneath, you know he’s a McDonald.

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Q: What do breasts and electric trains have in common?

A: They’re both designed for children, but Daddy gets to play with them.

*This has been today’s selected excerpt from The Cunning Linguist, by Richard Lederer*

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